Can I have just ONE normal date??
My crazy hairdresser, while in the middle of coloring my hair, decides she knows someone to set me up on a date with. (apparently due to some raunchy story I just told her). Before I know it, I'm out on a date with a guy I've never talked to before who is considerably younger than I am.
Now, as I get in the car, I warn the guy that weird shit happens to me. A lot. We are suppose to meet up with mutual friends in a few hours, so we head out to dinner. We still had a ton of time before meeting up with friends, and they were closing down the sushi place as we sat there, so we go for a drive. Find a nice, quiet place to park and honestly, look at the stars.
... and up drives a sheriff's car.
They question us to see if we've been drinking/drugging up there. They pull the guy out of the car because his pupils did something weird. Finally ask for my license, look at it, look at me... "You're on a date, huh??". About 100 Cougar jokes roll through my head, I let it slide. We get to warm up against the cop car while they search his truck. After they make me take off my glasses and then STILL can't see my pupils, they finally find them (Yes, my eyes are THAT dark). Trying to continue the date as if we aren't being searched by cops with nothing better to do.
I'd like to say it's the first time cops have interfered with a date, but alas, it's not. There was the time when me and my date were in the same restaurant as an armed murderer, that was fun too!
The evening turned out great, and we had a fun story to tell our friends when we finally met up with them. But seriously folks, how does this happen to me?? I'm tired of being a Ta'veren!! LOL. Hopefully date TWO will go better!
Now, as I get in the car, I warn the guy that weird shit happens to me. A lot. We are suppose to meet up with mutual friends in a few hours, so we head out to dinner. We still had a ton of time before meeting up with friends, and they were closing down the sushi place as we sat there, so we go for a drive. Find a nice, quiet place to park and honestly, look at the stars.
... and up drives a sheriff's car.
They question us to see if we've been drinking/drugging up there. They pull the guy out of the car because his pupils did something weird. Finally ask for my license, look at it, look at me... "You're on a date, huh??". About 100 Cougar jokes roll through my head, I let it slide. We get to warm up against the cop car while they search his truck. After they make me take off my glasses and then STILL can't see my pupils, they finally find them (Yes, my eyes are THAT dark). Trying to continue the date as if we aren't being searched by cops with nothing better to do.
I'd like to say it's the first time cops have interfered with a date, but alas, it's not. There was the time when me and my date were in the same restaurant as an armed murderer, that was fun too!
The evening turned out great, and we had a fun story to tell our friends when we finally met up with them. But seriously folks, how does this happen to me?? I'm tired of being a Ta'veren!! LOL. Hopefully date TWO will go better!