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Fun Things To Do When Watching Lord Of The Rings:
-Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where
the heck is Harry Potter?"
-Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
says, "the Ring."
-Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
-Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
-Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mister Ander- son."
-When the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout,
"RUN FOREST, RUN!"
-Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
about!"
-During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
-Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a
nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
-When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and
shout, "I see dead people!"
-Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and
Yoda would be like.
-Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob
scene.
-Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of
California.
-When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself
go!"
-As Frodo is standing, hesitating to drop the ring, yell 'Get on
with it!'
-When the armies attack the massive elephant creatures, start
griping loudly about how it's a blatant rip-off of Star Wars and the battle
with the walkers on Endor.
-Insist you can spot William Wallace in the scene right before the
final battle charge.
-Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where
the heck is Harry Potter?"
-Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
says, "the Ring."
-Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
-Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
-Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mister Ander- son."
-When the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout,
"RUN FOREST, RUN!"
-Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
about!"
-During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
-Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a
nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
-When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and
shout, "I see dead people!"
-Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and
Yoda would be like.
-Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob
scene.
-Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of
California.
-When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself
go!"
-As Frodo is standing, hesitating to drop the ring, yell 'Get on
with it!'
-When the armies attack the massive elephant creatures, start
griping loudly about how it's a blatant rip-off of Star Wars and the battle
with the walkers on Endor.
-Insist you can spot William Wallace in the scene right before the
final battle charge.