CRACK IS WHACK in the GOSSIP GIRL WORLD! MULTISHIPPERS are Drinking fucking KOOL AID
This blog is my fucking HERO! My FUCKING awesome hero LMAO:!!!
Read at your own expense (ITS A SPOILER) AND if you're an NBer... Well. I don't have NB friends except for probably one friend? And I love her, so Kams, Don't read this. BUT read it if you need a laug, read it, cause this shit is AWESOME and whacked funny.
We're talking to YOU, multi-shipper! Yes, you, the one that thinks it's CUTE that Nate came out of no where to save Blair. Yes, you know who you are. You're already in the forums going on and on about how you SO support Nate/Blair (aka. The Blip) and how you're so tired of Chair because it's so BORING and how Chuck needs to suffer a little bit. Guest what??
You've been WANKED! You, my friend, are drinking the KOOL AID! Congratulations!
Why are you being wanked? Why are we being mean? That is because we all know that in a few episodes you will be back in the Chair bandwagon and you will suck at life! That is why! Because there's only 5 Nate/Blair fans out there and not a penny more so you are momentarily multi-shipping and we hates you. So deal with it. Plus, we're bitches and bitches rule. Plus, who can even like a 'ship that is named after a hair removal cream? How is this awesome? It's a 4-minute lotion. Which means, your couple will be gone in just that - 4 minutes.
So. The big question who will turn in to watch next week? We have a series of couples roulette going on. The fact that Vanessa's lips are ANYWHERE near our Chuck makes us SICK. It's bad enough we have to see pictures of Lady Dreadlocks and her sudden rise to popularity which we were at GG Kool-Aid DO NOT approve of but now she's kissing Chuck? No. Just no.
And why is Vanessa still on the show? Let's ponder this for a minute. She dresses badly, no one likes her, she blackmails Blair, she's now moving in on boy #3 and we KEEP her? We think we should feed her to Jenny. She looks hungry enough.
Picture and entire awesome entry from: YOU IDIOTS ARE DRINKING KOOLAID
I LOVE THESE BITCHES LOLOLOL. Made my DAY! HELL YEAH! And i have to say i fucking hate multishippers LOL. Those who are like OMFG LOVE CB, then OMFG LOVE NB! What the fuck ever cause we know CB is endgame. OH yes :D It's true we're bitches and bitches rule over flakey idiots. Whoops!!! Ugh i can just see a bunch of them jumping on the CB wagon AGAIN when CB comes back. Geezus. *smack head*
And i sware i had nothing to do with it *cough* LOLOLOLOL
Read at your own expense (ITS A SPOILER) AND if you're an NBer... Well. I don't have NB friends except for probably one friend? And I love her, so Kams, Don't read this. BUT read it if you need a laug, read it, cause this shit is AWESOME and whacked funny.
We're talking to YOU, multi-shipper! Yes, you, the one that thinks it's CUTE that Nate came out of no where to save Blair. Yes, you know who you are. You're already in the forums going on and on about how you SO support Nate/Blair (aka. The Blip) and how you're so tired of Chair because it's so BORING and how Chuck needs to suffer a little bit. Guest what??
You've been WANKED! You, my friend, are drinking the KOOL AID! Congratulations!
Why are you being wanked? Why are we being mean? That is because we all know that in a few episodes you will be back in the Chair bandwagon and you will suck at life! That is why! Because there's only 5 Nate/Blair fans out there and not a penny more so you are momentarily multi-shipping and we hates you. So deal with it. Plus, we're bitches and bitches rule. Plus, who can even like a 'ship that is named after a hair removal cream? How is this awesome? It's a 4-minute lotion. Which means, your couple will be gone in just that - 4 minutes.
So. The big question who will turn in to watch next week? We have a series of couples roulette going on. The fact that Vanessa's lips are ANYWHERE near our Chuck makes us SICK. It's bad enough we have to see pictures of Lady Dreadlocks and her sudden rise to popularity which we were at GG Kool-Aid DO NOT approve of but now she's kissing Chuck? No. Just no.
And why is Vanessa still on the show? Let's ponder this for a minute. She dresses badly, no one likes her, she blackmails Blair, she's now moving in on boy #3 and we KEEP her? We think we should feed her to Jenny. She looks hungry enough.
Picture and entire awesome entry from: YOU IDIOTS ARE DRINKING KOOLAID
I LOVE THESE BITCHES LOLOLOL. Made my DAY! HELL YEAH! And i have to say i fucking hate multishippers LOL. Those who are like OMFG LOVE CB, then OMFG LOVE NB! What the fuck ever cause we know CB is endgame. OH yes :D It's true we're bitches and bitches rule over flakey idiots. Whoops!!! Ugh i can just see a bunch of them jumping on the CB wagon AGAIN when CB comes back. Geezus. *smack head*
And i sware i had nothing to do with it *cough* LOLOLOLOL