Because I'm Mom!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESe-AysF9mw
I thought this was funny. Sorta makes me feel better about the stuff that comes out of my mouth daily. The YouTube comments on this video include people saying "I feel sorry for her kids." They, obviously, were not moms. ;-)
We don't ride your hide because we're mean, children, we do it because WE LOVE YOU! ha ha ha