Jul 24, 2006 13:02
So let's see... I got a job. I now work at Staples as a cashier/customer service desk. It's not a bad job at all, everyone is really cool, they joke around a lot, I get paid $7 an hour, which ends up giving me $50 paychecks (eh it's money). And I just want to say that JABOOTY GREW A BRA SIZE!! SHE IS NOW A B CUP! *does the I'm so happy for Jabooty dance*
I've been telling everyone and their mom I called up Deck while Shannon and I were checking out of target (we were bra shopping when her growth was discovered). I told Ben in an email and he wrote me back, have I mentioned that I love that German? He said
"Tell Shannon Im proud of her ;). Lol now we can call her Jabooby!^^"
Falls over in a heap of laughter <3 <3 <3. And I want to mention that I love my insane friends, we have conversations like this...
SoVeryEnchanted: ew...ew...EWWW
ChicittaBanana88: ???
ChicittaBanana88: whats the ewww?
SoVeryEnchanted: i walked downstairs, and my mom worked last night so shes sleeping on the sofa, and i guess she fell asleep watching the Miracle of Life, cause i got there in time to see a cheesey baby zoom out of a vagina.
SoVeryEnchanted: "Good morning, Briana, how would you like your eggs?"
SoVeryEnchanted: UNFERTILIZED.
ChicittaBanana88: ahhhh gross gross gross!!!!!
ChicittaBanana88: dear god
ChicittaBanana88: i'm so sorry you had to see that
ChicittaBanana88: i didn't even see it and i've got the creeps
SoVeryEnchanted: cheesy.blue.ET-looking.BABY.
ChicittaBanana88: ewwww oh man
ChicittaBanana88: never having kids ever!
SoVeryEnchanted: nonono. I'll adopt a small Asian baby. Probably Zarah's.
hahaha Zarah's children have been divided up for about 3 years now. And I'm done.