The exams from HELL
Today I had my "human impacts on marine ecosystems" exam, I had worked so hard for it, all over easter, and i was really proud of me cos I'd put in loads of effort cos it was a module i enjoyed....But no!!! The exam was quite literally the worst exam i have ever taken!! It was a complete, total, utter BASTARD!! Worse than i could ever of imagined!!! Right, a multiple choice question, and every option is right following the question, "Which is most correct?"....well excuse me, but hopw the hell do u quantify wat is MOST CORRECT!!! thats outrageous!!!! grrrrrrrr! Then the short answer questions, i kinda knew 1 and recognised another, but had to do 3 out of 5, so ended up COMPLETELY making all the rest up, oh dear dear me! Basically i failed, miserably, and i'm mightily disappointed!
Anyway, then I had my "introductory physiology" exam in the afternoon (2 exams in 1 day...how unfair!) which was horrid too, (not quite as bad) but still horrid! it was 70 questions long, a whole 17pages worth of questions, arghhh! i fell asleep, as in i literally did, i placed my head on the desk, my eyes shut, and i briefly slept!!! when i awoke, i slapped myself and shooved softmints (for their sugary benefits) down my throat!! completed the rest of the exam and then squeeled, YUCK! it was all MCQs but they were out of 5, which made it a whole lot nastier!!
Anyway, enough said, now i'm revising for "invertebrates and chordates" tomorrow! its not gonna happen tho, so i dont know why i'm even remotely bothering!! hmmmm, *dismayed* :-(
Anyway, then I had my "introductory physiology" exam in the afternoon (2 exams in 1 day...how unfair!) which was horrid too, (not quite as bad) but still horrid! it was 70 questions long, a whole 17pages worth of questions, arghhh! i fell asleep, as in i literally did, i placed my head on the desk, my eyes shut, and i briefly slept!!! when i awoke, i slapped myself and shooved softmints (for their sugary benefits) down my throat!! completed the rest of the exam and then squeeled, YUCK! it was all MCQs but they were out of 5, which made it a whole lot nastier!!
Anyway, enough said, now i'm revising for "invertebrates and chordates" tomorrow! its not gonna happen tho, so i dont know why i'm even remotely bothering!! hmmmm, *dismayed* :-(