(no subject)
The past two days, a lot has happened. Well as you know, I got fired from my Job a week before Mother Fuckin Christmas. Oh well, James mom, as always came through for me and is letting me work through the holidays. My friends and James, as always came through for me and we exchanged gifts. It was really fun and I loved everyone gifts... and I think everyone enjoyed there stockings as well. So we went to the bar and sang some K to the Okie... where we met a dude named Snake. Imagine Joe Dirt if he was metal in the 90s. This is the dude I speak of. He informed Chevy (as I call him now) that his wife won't fuck him and told Lucas that the kids make fun of his mullet, although if they were his age they would have the same hair cut. Note he's 28, and I know pleanty of 28 years old lacking a mullet. But the best Snake Quote that will go down in the history of time occurred when I was outside talking on my Cell Phone, he was doing the same, to his wife and I quote
"I'm Snake, I can do whatever I want. I can't fuck any girl I want because I'm Snake. I could sleep with any guy, and it wouldn't be gay because I'm Snake. You should be happy just to be Snakes Wife."
Part of me thinks had anyone else said this, I would think it was wrong, yet the other part of me says, wait wait wait, this is Fuckin Snake, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
On to today, it was fun. Lucas, Chevy, and I hung out and just went shopping and ate, than I went to James' parents to hang out with his Family. We exchanged gifts and I think everyone liked what they recieved. I got some pretty sweet stuff as well. After eating we sat down with his 5 year old nephew Ethan and watched Star Wars with him for the first time. As long as I can remember James has told me he can't wait to show his nephew Star Wars. Ethan got such a kick out of it! At first he asked a lot of questions but once Han came into the picture he just watched with his mouth open. The best was when Obi was trying to turn off the tractor beam and he has to hide around the thing and the Storm Troopers walk in, Ethan was sitting there with his hands over his mouth with such anticipation on his face. After the movie was over he just said... "Star Wars is my new Favorite thing." We kept asking him what he liked soo much about it and he kept saying, Chewy hitting the storm trooper in the head and shooting a gun. Luke was my favorite, but Chewy!!! It was soo awesome we had to watch it again! I wish I still felt that way about movies as he did. His niece who is a year old was soo cute too! She's always been cute though. She kept getting scared and saying Darth Vader is Scary and hiding in Jessica's lap. After James' Niece and Nephew crashed, we just rapped about bullshit. His Brother and Sister in law are really cool folks. All in all I'm in a pretty good upbeat mood.
"I'm Snake, I can do whatever I want. I can't fuck any girl I want because I'm Snake. I could sleep with any guy, and it wouldn't be gay because I'm Snake. You should be happy just to be Snakes Wife."
Part of me thinks had anyone else said this, I would think it was wrong, yet the other part of me says, wait wait wait, this is Fuckin Snake, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
On to today, it was fun. Lucas, Chevy, and I hung out and just went shopping and ate, than I went to James' parents to hang out with his Family. We exchanged gifts and I think everyone liked what they recieved. I got some pretty sweet stuff as well. After eating we sat down with his 5 year old nephew Ethan and watched Star Wars with him for the first time. As long as I can remember James has told me he can't wait to show his nephew Star Wars. Ethan got such a kick out of it! At first he asked a lot of questions but once Han came into the picture he just watched with his mouth open. The best was when Obi was trying to turn off the tractor beam and he has to hide around the thing and the Storm Troopers walk in, Ethan was sitting there with his hands over his mouth with such anticipation on his face. After the movie was over he just said... "Star Wars is my new Favorite thing." We kept asking him what he liked soo much about it and he kept saying, Chewy hitting the storm trooper in the head and shooting a gun. Luke was my favorite, but Chewy!!! It was soo awesome we had to watch it again! I wish I still felt that way about movies as he did. His niece who is a year old was soo cute too! She's always been cute though. She kept getting scared and saying Darth Vader is Scary and hiding in Jessica's lap. After James' Niece and Nephew crashed, we just rapped about bullshit. His Brother and Sister in law are really cool folks. All in all I'm in a pretty good upbeat mood.