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I was laying in my room about to take a nap listening to some R.E.M. when I heard a crashing noise coming from my front door. I sat straight up in bed and heard it again and started to panic. It just kept getting louder and louder and sounded like someone trying to knock down my door. I ran to the kitchen and grabbed the largest knife I could and stood in my dining room GO AWAY... HELP HELP HELP!!! As loud as I could at the top of my voice, than it stopped so I went to my front door and opened it up and my neighbor was right there and I proceeded to stab him with the knife, he screamed WAIT at the last second than I noticed it was raining. The whole time I was hearing thunder outside which I couldn't hear in my room due to the music. I'm such a loser!
EDIT!!! I DIDN"T STAB MY NEIGHBOR YOU FUCKTARDS!!! YOU SUCK BALLS, BIG HAIRY STD RIDDEN BALLS WITH PUSS DRIPPING FROM THERE SORES! AND YOU LIKE IT!
EDIT!!! I DIDN"T STAB MY NEIGHBOR YOU FUCKTARDS!!! YOU SUCK BALLS, BIG HAIRY STD RIDDEN BALLS WITH PUSS DRIPPING FROM THERE SORES! AND YOU LIKE IT!