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crystalkei

A guest blogger

Jul 23, 2009 09:13

Cheyenne had a lovely port call in Australia recently. He really did enjoy it. I promise, but he had all these silly things to say, so I suggested he write a review and I'd post it for him. For those of you that don't know my husband, please know he really did enjoy Australia and this is just his personality.

( Perth by Cheyenne )

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giantlovetingle July 23 2009, 10:20:47 UTC

Dear Cheyenne,

1. Where the fuck were you eating if they charged you $38 for a hamburger? WHAT O_o
2. Vegemite is awesome. Did you try the "new" vegemite?
3. Weetbix are not crackers. YOU WEIRDO. THEY ARE AWESOME IN A BOX.
4. There you press the button and a timer like a bomb ticking quickly starts winding down as you dash across the street in a dead run, still dodging traffic because they apparently don’t have to stop, but rather score double points for taking out pedestrians during this “vulnerable” time. This is pretty much FACT. I'm not disputing this at all. You do have to run to cross the street. And dodge traffic. A 4WD almost hit me the other day when I crossed at the lights. What an asshat.
5. I was also told by the locals that all the hot girls live everywhere else but Perth. This is also true. Perth has no hot chicks. But it does have some very good musicians.
6. Dingo’s are cute. Yes they are. They also like to steal food from campers. :D

Kindest Regards, Brie (who lives on the awesome side of Australia).

In other news, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS POST IS GOLD.

crystalkei July 23 2009, 11:19:46 UTC

I've been waiting all day for you to read it. I knew you'd love it!

Reply from Cheyenne giantlovetingle July 24 2009, 11:27:44 UTC

You silly Austrailan, there you go with your poor understanding of English. Wheat-Bix are so crackers. Nasty, nasty crackers. And you know what else? Those ain't chips! They're frakin FRENCH FRIES. Granted, sometimes we refer to them as Freedom Fries, but that's just because the French can be...French. Chips have ruffles and are postivly not CRISPS! Crisp is a frakin adjective. It is not a Noun...no matter how hard you try to change the written word. Now, you can have crispy French Fries. Or Fries that are Crisp. Did I just blow your mind? - Chey

Re: Reply from Cheyenne giantlovetingle July 24 2009, 13:17:22 UTC

Clearly you just aren't cool enough to understand the awesomeness that is WeetBix. And if you think it's a cracker, I'd like to know your definition of a cracker. Now Salada's! That's a cracker! And Sao's. Ahhh I forgot to teach you all about soggy Sao's. Haha, that's an NC-17 tale for another time XD

How dare you start in on me and our ways of describing deep fried potato. Once again you're missing the nuances of the humble potato. Fries are the thin anorexic potato slivers you get at Maccas. Chips are the manly thick cut potato you get from a FISH AND CHIP shop. Fish and Fries just doesn't sound as nice.

Freedom Fries? Really? Why must you Americans try and claim everything as your own? Next you'll be telling me you guys where the first to get to the moon. :P

Crisp is a frakin adjective So why do you call them crisps then?

- Gouda.