Hahahahahaha!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In May I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, label_lives (-5000 points). In September I pulled over and changed i_love_water's flat tire (15 points). In August I put gum in pinkadellic's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4278 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
crystalfoster