JK Rowlin' shafts fans shocker!

[crystalfayre]

Before you run out to buy the new Harry Potter book to see how things end for everybodys favourite pawn of Satan (as all witches and wizards and non-Christians surely are), I have some very bad news for you.

It turns out that those books aren't true!

THE BITCH MADE THE WHOLE THING UP!!!

EVERY HARRY POTTER BOOK IS NOTHING BUT A COMPENDIUM OF LIES!!!!!!!