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[crystalcleared]

I should be doing a paper but I hurt like hell so I'll probably take a nap and give you a meme to bug me with when I wake up

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[crystalcleared]

I cannot do Near's Train/Aizawa's Fro. I cannot. I....oh bloody hell.

1. When I started shipping them
YEARS AGO. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW OR WHY AND I'D TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS UNTIL YOU BROUGHT IT UP

2. What I think their challenge is
...one is a train. One is a haircut. As you can imagine, sex is very awkward, especially since Aizawa's Fro is on Aizawa's head and Aizawa himself does not particularly like trains.

Also, the train has unrequited feelings for Near it will probably never get over completely.

3. What makes me happy about them
....their love is so true and they are so happy together

4. What makes me sad about them
Aizawa and Near conspire to keep them apart. ;~;

5. What moment I wish had never happened
I WISH THAT SLUT OF A TRAIN HAD NEVER HAD THAT ONE NIGHT STAND WITH NEAR. ;o;

6. Who I'd be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other
....well, Aizawa's Fro has always kind of celebrity-crushed on Misa's Pigtails....

7. My happily ever after for them
THEY RUN AWAY TOGETHER. AIZAWA WILL JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH BEING BALD.

[reinadecopas]

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT, STRIKETHROUGH MEANS IT'S A JOKE

it has been years since i've been remotely into death note, but the idea of bald Aizawa made me giggle really hard.