blah blah blah i haven't updated in awhile. a little bird nagged me about it.
a week ago from saturday, we went to schultz's place of residence. it was the fucking awesome shit. i slept on the best futon thing ever. also, we got thoroughly messed up and smoked a hookah in none other than joshua circle's old practice space.
here's the picture no one remembers:
note how terrified jenny is.
that was mucho fun. after that, sunday, alex stayed but we had to say bye to bill and bea. we got haircuts though. yay for that.
GO ALEX GOODMAN!
god i have the worst memory ever. probably because i've been drinking...i did keep track of how many drinks i had every day last week though.
Monday we went to a 2 barrel at cory's. luckiest night of my life i suppose. cops came, but they let us all go. fuck yeah mofos. i got lucky for once in my life!
blah blah and more blah, i hate my geography teacher. he's a fucking asshole. i do well in that class and he acts like im some sort of delinquent. at least im not shannon. she takes even more shit. god forbid i'd be that chick from palmyra.
thursday i went on a hot date with shannon to novak's. it was good, and fast. then i drove around a whole lot getting beer and cigs for people. what a wonderful world.
i met nate and adam (2/3rds of joshua circle) and adam's gf at jitters with schultz. we brought them to cory's and a great time was had by all. nate even paid for my cup (what a fucking amazing guy!)
aw what up new asian friend:
post party, we ran into shannon and got a ride back from the peer mentee. how interesting.
schultz was so retarded at prarie street that he forgot what kind of sub he got.
gotta love that fucking tard. woo wooooooo
friday we partied at nate mike and kevin's. jayme came up and she got wasted and sucked at beer pong with me. sweet. either way i got all messed, then convinced alex to come up early. what up lexicon steele? we smoked and i got so retarded that i couldnt stop rolling over. haha. fun times.
saturday was a buncha hip hop fagaggled scooby doo wop. ate some good food and whatnot. at night we drank lotsa beers and schultz came with me to a party. the party was pretty decent. by that i mean we got all messed up. (i have a substance abuse problem) blah blah. was fun. though we got beat at beer pong by JENNY FUCKING JAACKS AND SARAH REDHEAD.
those two hoodrats on the left. and then theres scissors.
we came back and smoked in cee's room. we all got sufficiently fucked up and didnt remember watching family guy in here. fuckin sweeeeeeeeeet.
NO HANGOVERS.
sunday was a lazy day spent doing calculus and watching csi miami with my lil' goodman. got her hooked on it. ha-ha sucka.
monday was one of the worst days of my life. nice and sick out of nowhere. just completely assfaced. went to half of one class then said fuck it. slept the rest of the day away. my geography teacher talked some more shit about me and 'werner.' dumb asshole.
then the ipod im supposed to trade broke. so now i've got to fix it (hopefully!) in time for tomorrow.
yeah it takes a lot of effort for me not to throw mine either, black man.
if you want to hear me rant about apple, just let me know. i fucking despise that company.
anyway, monday night was good. made me not feel sick for awhile.
shannon, roommate, amy, handrix and i went to
for shannon's bday. (happy bday 20/12 year old!)
i got a steak and it was all good for 10 bucks. woo wooooooo.
pictures of her riding a saddle will come later. oh yeah, i also thoroughly enjoy eating peanuts as well as throwing them at ryan hand.
now today is tuesday...i did OK on my calc test (i think) so that made me happy. now i've got to study for this fucking java test i've got tomorrow. then i go home and hopefully end my day all messed up with a laptop in hand.
im excited though. turkey. thanksgiving. alex. bea. isa. mary. ashley. work at kmart (eh, its money). laptop. fagaggle.
also: my brother is selling an xbox 360 on ebay for a ridiculous amount of money. good boy, you learn well.
um, until next time (which is hopefully sooner)