I think I shall pointlessly type
Yep, this is me checking in and generally ranting about useless information. No story here, although I may post many chapters of Anesthesia when I'm done. Got to catch up, you know. Or I could do it tomorrow. Procrastinators, UNITE! *will salute later*
So I pretty much spent all of the holiday season catatonic in front of the TV, mostly because I got series 1-3 of Doctor Who for Christmas. The parents are thrilled that, for once, my new crushes are not middle-aged men with gray hair and blue eyes. My dad is less thrilled that David Tennant is Scottish, because he believes the Brits are a scourge of humanity (everyone but America is the scourge of humanity to Republicans), but I give less than a shit. My mom is less thrilled that my other crush, which my dad does not know about, is the Master. *sigh* I honestly cannot decide- do I want to cuddle with him, or pet him, or put him in a cage, or make him tie me up? Grr. Ooooh, I can't decide whether you should live or die... *clears throat* Sorry.
Also, my Doctor Who plot bunnies are now an entire subspecies. It's insane. They run around in little brown trenchcoats, waving screwdrivers everywhere of countless varieties- sonic, laser, particle, radiation, deceptively sweet WAFF, smut, and angst, so the usual- and trip over random shit someone left in the TARDIS. (Rose, stop leaving your underwear all over the place!)
Let's count the types of Doctor Who bunnies I have... bear in mind, they can all interbreed. Yeek.
1. Rosebunnies (involving Billie Piper in the luckiest position known to humanity. Hint: Think less job title, more debating the relative merits of missionary vs. doggy style with the Doctor.)
2. Marthabunnies (like Rosebunnies, but with Freema Agyeman instead)
3. Masterbunnies (NGH SIMM!MASTER NGH EXCESSIVE SEXY VIOLATION TO PRISON HE GOES CONJUGAL TIEMCOCK VISIT TIEM.)
4. Jackbunnies (Because he's too hot, I can't help it)
5. Mebunnies (I know, shut up)
6. Metabunnies (think the barriers between dimensions should collapse like House during a marathon and a bunch of different Doctors should run amok)
7. Crossbunnies (in which Doctor Who crosses over with ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. Including House, which would suck for everyone, because the Doctor does waaaayyyy too much running for House to keep up.)
8. Tea and/or Bananabunnies (because tea is motherfucking awesome and bananas are good)
9. Repeatbunnies (Smut, torture, smut, cuddles, smut, angst, smut, WAFF, smut. Smut, torture, smut, cuddles, smut, angst, smut, WAFF, smut. Smut, torture, smut, cuddles, smut, angst, smut, WAFF, smut. Timecock! Smut, torture, smut...)
10. Doctorbunnies (Because TEN!DOCTOR IS TOO SEXY TO EXIST NGH EXCESSIVE SEXY VIOLATION TO PRISON HE GOES CONJUGAL TIEMCOCK VISIT TIEM SHARE WITH MASTER NGH OHYES.)
Those are just the main ones. O.o Also, I'm working on a multi-chapter Doctor Who deal, but I can't decide whether you should live or die whether to post it or not. Although, not half an hour ago, I did finish a oneshot called "Three Seconds" I'm quite fond of. Instead of spamming with Anesthesia, I think I'll whip up a title card thingie and post that. :) Toodles!
P.S. 11. AllOfTheAbovebunnies. TOO MUCH.
So I pretty much spent all of the holiday season catatonic in front of the TV, mostly because I got series 1-3 of Doctor Who for Christmas. The parents are thrilled that, for once, my new crushes are not middle-aged men with gray hair and blue eyes. My dad is less thrilled that David Tennant is Scottish, because he believes the Brits are a scourge of humanity (everyone but America is the scourge of humanity to Republicans), but I give less than a shit. My mom is less thrilled that my other crush, which my dad does not know about, is the Master. *sigh* I honestly cannot decide- do I want to cuddle with him, or pet him, or put him in a cage, or make him tie me up? Grr. Ooooh, I can't decide whether you should live or die... *clears throat* Sorry.
Also, my Doctor Who plot bunnies are now an entire subspecies. It's insane. They run around in little brown trenchcoats, waving screwdrivers everywhere of countless varieties- sonic, laser, particle, radiation, deceptively sweet WAFF, smut, and angst, so the usual- and trip over random shit someone left in the TARDIS. (Rose, stop leaving your underwear all over the place!)
Let's count the types of Doctor Who bunnies I have... bear in mind, they can all interbreed. Yeek.
1. Rosebunnies (involving Billie Piper in the luckiest position known to humanity. Hint: Think less job title, more debating the relative merits of missionary vs. doggy style with the Doctor.)
2. Marthabunnies (like Rosebunnies, but with Freema Agyeman instead)
3. Masterbunnies (NGH SIMM!MASTER NGH EXCESSIVE SEXY VIOLATION TO PRISON HE GOES CONJUGAL TIEMCOCK VISIT TIEM.)
4. Jackbunnies (Because he's too hot, I can't help it)
5. Mebunnies (I know, shut up)
6. Metabunnies (think the barriers between dimensions should collapse like House during a marathon and a bunch of different Doctors should run amok)
7. Crossbunnies (in which Doctor Who crosses over with ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. Including House, which would suck for everyone, because the Doctor does waaaayyyy too much running for House to keep up.)
8. Tea and/or Bananabunnies (because tea is motherfucking awesome and bananas are good)
9. Repeatbunnies (Smut, torture, smut, cuddles, smut, angst, smut, WAFF, smut. Smut, torture, smut, cuddles, smut, angst, smut, WAFF, smut. Smut, torture, smut, cuddles, smut, angst, smut, WAFF, smut. Timecock! Smut, torture, smut...)
10. Doctorbunnies (Because TEN!DOCTOR IS TOO SEXY TO EXIST NGH EXCESSIVE SEXY VIOLATION TO PRISON HE GOES CONJUGAL TIEMCOCK VISIT TIEM SHARE WITH MASTER NGH OHYES.)
Those are just the main ones. O.o Also, I'm working on a multi-chapter Doctor Who deal, but I can't decide whether you should live or die whether to post it or not. Although, not half an hour ago, I did finish a oneshot called "Three Seconds" I'm quite fond of. Instead of spamming with Anesthesia, I think I'll whip up a title card thingie and post that. :) Toodles!
P.S. 11. AllOfTheAbovebunnies. TOO MUCH.