Yay!!
`Okay, so it's been like forever! and I'm finally back online. Yay! *happy dance* I'm so behind in everything though! It's going to take me so long to catch up. Oh LG, how I have missed you.
Verizon is the internet company from hell!!
And Vista sucks ass!!!
It's amazing how much can happen in such a short period of time. Here goes my list of important events.
1. Finally done with college!
2. Moved back home
3. Computer went kaputt. It took months to fix. Months! It ended up in Mexico or something.
4. Verizon gave me so much trouble putting the internet back it. Almost wasn't worth it.
5. I got hit by a car. That was fun.
6. Finally finished my research and finished the paper on it. 36 pages of pure nothing.
7. My brother almost died twice. Very traumatic
8. Quit my job then took it back. in the same day.
9. Sister's compute crashed. All that porn. Not really, it was just a piece of crap.
10. Went lingerie shopping for the very first time. Not even for myself. I went shopping with my friend and ended up helping her pick out a nightie, personal lubricant, and condoms. Here's how it pretty much went.
P: What kind of condoms should I buy? The extra ribbed or the her pleasure?
Me: ......
P: I can only buy the XL ones because they're the only ones that fit.
Me:.....Did not need to know that.
P: Seriously, which ones would you buy?
Me: I don't think I'm the best person to be asking. I really wouldn't know.
P: If you were buying them?
Me: I wouldn't be.
P: If you were?
Me: Patty, I'm a lesbian. I don't buy them.
P:.......So if f you weren't one.....
Me: *facepalm*
11. Finally got my computer back and discovered that a virus destroyed pretty much all my files. And there is no hope of getting them back. All the papers I wrote are gone. But they don't really matter. When am I ever going to need my paper on The Black Jacobins again. Never. The problem is that it deleted all my stories. Including the Destiny series I started a million and a half years ago. I finally had it perfect. Just the way I wanted it. I loved it. Then poof: all gone. I cried a little bit. I think this is fate's way of telling me that I don't have a career as a writer. I should stop before I embarrass myself.
Just the important points. Ugggh I need a nap.
Verizon is the internet company from hell!!
And Vista sucks ass!!!
It's amazing how much can happen in such a short period of time. Here goes my list of important events.
1. Finally done with college!
2. Moved back home
3. Computer went kaputt. It took months to fix. Months! It ended up in Mexico or something.
4. Verizon gave me so much trouble putting the internet back it. Almost wasn't worth it.
5. I got hit by a car. That was fun.
6. Finally finished my research and finished the paper on it. 36 pages of pure nothing.
7. My brother almost died twice. Very traumatic
8. Quit my job then took it back. in the same day.
9. Sister's compute crashed. All that porn. Not really, it was just a piece of crap.
10. Went lingerie shopping for the very first time. Not even for myself. I went shopping with my friend and ended up helping her pick out a nightie, personal lubricant, and condoms. Here's how it pretty much went.
P: What kind of condoms should I buy? The extra ribbed or the her pleasure?
Me: ......
P: I can only buy the XL ones because they're the only ones that fit.
Me:.....Did not need to know that.
P: Seriously, which ones would you buy?
Me: I don't think I'm the best person to be asking. I really wouldn't know.
P: If you were buying them?
Me: I wouldn't be.
P: If you were?
Me: Patty, I'm a lesbian. I don't buy them.
P:.......So if f you weren't one.....
Me: *facepalm*
11. Finally got my computer back and discovered that a virus destroyed pretty much all my files. And there is no hope of getting them back. All the papers I wrote are gone. But they don't really matter. When am I ever going to need my paper on The Black Jacobins again. Never. The problem is that it deleted all my stories. Including the Destiny series I started a million and a half years ago. I finally had it perfect. Just the way I wanted it. I loved it. Then poof: all gone. I cried a little bit. I think this is fate's way of telling me that I don't have a career as a writer. I should stop before I embarrass myself.
Just the important points. Ugggh I need a nap.