Yeah, dumb bitch wanted my position so bad she just knocked my ass out of the way like a god damn marble!! Nascar oughta black flag her ass and snap the flag pole off in her ass for good measure.
Yeah, it happened on my way home just at the beulah church exit. Scared the absolute shit out of my Mom cause she knew a woman who's 20 something year old daughter died in a wreck right there.
I believe it, we don't know how my airbag didn't go off after the second hit really. I'm kinda glad it didn't though, probably would've just pissed me off. Bitch hit me so hard MY SEAT BROKE, so when I was finally coherent I realized I was looking up at my cars ceiling thinking "How the fuck'd I get here?"
Hahahahha! If the SR bubble is the protective layer of fat I have (which totally explains my only my shoulder's hurt because my shoulders are super lean) then yes, I will believe that theory hahahahah XD<3 OMG! I so should've pulled some Racer X bullshit! Just poofed like smoke and started running around in all black going "WOO! I'M LALI X!!" If nothing else when they took me to the loony bin I wouldn't have to worry about work tonight :'(
THE SEAT BROKE?! I realized I was looking up at my cars ceiling thinking "How the fuck'd I get here?" this both disturbs me greatly, and makes me laugh my ass off.
Well, y'know, it might have. It pads your bones and organs. Hrm. Vaguely reminds me of this lady ...in Australia, I think, that had the flesh eating virus, but she was the size of a whale, and it like... GAVE UP EATING HER.
Yeah, it happened on my way home just at the beulah church exit. Scared the absolute shit out of my Mom cause she knew a woman who's 20 something year old daughter died in a wreck right there.
I believe it, we don't know how my airbag didn't go off after the second hit really. I'm kinda glad it didn't though, probably would've just pissed me off. Bitch hit me so hard MY SEAT BROKE, so when I was finally coherent I realized I was looking up at my cars ceiling thinking "How the fuck'd I get here?"
Hahahahha! If the SR bubble is the protective layer of fat I have (which totally explains my only my shoulder's hurt because my shoulders are super lean) then yes, I will believe that theory hahahahah XD<3 OMG! I so should've pulled some Racer X bullshit! Just poofed like smoke and started running around in all black going "WOO! I'M LALI X!!" If nothing else when they took me to the loony bin I wouldn't have to worry about work tonight :'(
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THE SEAT BROKE?! I realized I was looking up at my cars ceiling thinking "How the fuck'd I get here?" this both disturbs me greatly, and makes me laugh my ass off.
Well, y'know, it might have. It pads your bones and organs. Hrm. Vaguely reminds me of this lady ...in Australia, I think, that had the flesh eating virus, but she was the size of a whale, and it like... GAVE UP EATING HER.
DUDE. YOU CLEARLY NEED A LEATHER JUMPSUIT.
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