The Squirrel, that was really a mouse.... Was A BIRD???!?!!!

[crystal3eballer]

So I wake up this morning and I hear noise and I'm like that goddamn mouse just won't stop. So frustrated I walk into the kitchen...and there's a bird........ wtf? I was speechless, then I called my dad. He laughed and came over and got it outside. He yelled at the cats too for being useless...he's a weirdo. So now our "rodent" problem is gone and I can live my life like I used too. Not in fear.

I don't want to work today.