it's your..... nightmare

Mar 09, 2006 17:38

amazing when the first thing you get when you wake up is a text message telling you pete wentz's naked penis is all over the internet

he may be a douchebag.. but the boy is a fucking brilliant kid.
know why?

No one gives a SHIT anymore about the heychris/pete drama anymore. no one's thinking about him backstabbing his best friend. no one's thinking about him ignoring everyone from home. no one's thinking about how much of an asshole he is....
everyone's thinking...  does he wax or shave??

congrats pete.. you just put 8million girls through puberty.

On to better news:

Josie, summer, and i went to see Halifax again in Pittsburgh. highlights:

-walking into tommy and doug at subway. wtf
- i almost made tommy choke to death by scarring him.  happy birthday kid. haha
- we know the best alcoholic's
- Chris coming to find me
- Chris having to stay on the other side of the bar
- chris and i starring each other down "why didnt you get that?!"
- 'bro-downs'
- adam txts
- fruity's WHAT THE FUCKS
- doug came to get me
- "you got me another sweet shirt?! i wore the other one for like 4 days. then i started to smell and had to take it off. :( "
- doug's "yea. i broke up with that bitch"
- walking arm and arm w/doug
- chris ditching me and doug outside
- "i love you" - chris
- josie started the MOSH!
- "did i tell you that you didnt.. wait.. did have to pay for those?"  yes  "WHAT!? dont listen to me. i'm drunk". ya thats new
- i got $30 shoved down my boobs by fruity
- all access pass to free merch
- gettin starred down by the security
- fruity's pants came off
- adam's pants came off
- hotel hangs out in BUTT FUCK PA
- high boys
- 3am texts: "i like your tits".  thanks doug
- josie and i rule at friendship
- "THIS IS JUST A DREAM!!!!"
- fruity snores. its almost cute

thats all the updateage i'm doing for that.

I got to hang out with the best girls ever Tuesday. 
went to the mall
went to best buy
came home to watch harry potter where we all fell asleep. we're such cute friends
got ready. went to nate's for band practice.
summer's "SHY" and cant look at boys when they sing to her.  what a chach!!!!

i got called bitch tits.   what a fucker

Wednesday consisted of dragging the douche's out of bed, going to get Josie's hair done...
stopping at Walmart.. and finally appeasing our "BABY" and going to IHop.. where the cutest GAY waiter in the world works. awwwwww.
we decided that we're all very violent to each other, dont know why we're friends, and decided to go our separate ways (only not really)  but we did agree to stop giving each other bruises.

Summer went home after we got back.
Josie and I decided to not risk going up to the 'almost sold out' Armor for Sleep show.
We went out with a few chach face boys known as: Nate, Chris, and Kenny.
it was Kenny's 21st.    highlights:
- josie still gives into peer pressure way too easy
- chris is going to hussle billiard clubs when we finally get out on the road and we're broke
- bennigans is expensive as SHIT.. but they have amazing drinks
- Nate and I use each other's best friends to make each other jealous. its amazing
- chris and i fight like mad crazy. then hug and tell each other i love you
- kenny's so lovey when hes wasted
- we looked like a bunch of douche's by the time the 3rd bar came around
- we all grabbed each others asses
- nate hit my boob
- i bitch slapped chris. a few times. (hey. he wanted me to)
- josie pushed nate off the chair
- my train hat got passed around
- ps. chris was wearing a pink shirt
- i fondled his man boobs
- i hit nate in the male area. never hit a boy ever there before.
- i gave kenny his 'bday present'
- nate gets done in 30seconds
- josie is moving over here. like now.

enough of those updates.

my mom got pissed at me tonight because i wouldnt let her BORROW MY UNDERWEAR!
who the F does that

I'm off to clean the house

I miss my best girl friends
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