Kahn's Christmas Vacation
It's that time of year again, and this time i decided to do something a little different. Many of you know the holidays are a hard time for me, my folks having been killed by goblin grenades and all, but i never let that get me down. This winter, i took a boat out to Northrend and did what i do best: beat the crap outta things. I had a great time, and took some pics along the way. Hope you like them.
When i chose the "rustic" travel option, i didn't know it would include rowing a boat through glaciers. At least i got a good workout.
Nothing makes you feel more like a man than beating baby seals. Best part: the name of the joint was "You Kill em, We Grill em." Good sauce selection, too.
This was like day three, and my balls hadn't come out of hibernation yet. One of the penguins sold me a blanket with a hole in it. Bastard.
The "eye of madness." Supposedly, when you look into this thing you see inside your soul. All i saw was proof that not only do the gods exist, but that they are bored senseless.
So i went on this quest where i was helped by Future Me. Then, later i had to go on this quest to help Past Me. Then i went on a quest to the Board of Temporal Physics and had the whole operation shut down. Seeing chromie in handcuffs *almost* made all those Strathholme runs worthwhile.
I'm amazed i survived.
One morning, i woke up half naked with an empty bottle of jack next to me and this picture stuck to my forehead.
Here's the promo pic i put on the front of my portfolio. It screams "hire me to clear out your dungeons," doesn't it?
This frozen asshole tried to defile every single person i met. So we killed him. Kinda like mob justice, except we got epic loot afterwards.
... then we converted his evil citadel into a rave. The next morning, i woke up next to a freaking bear. I really need to cut back on the booze.
Well, that's about it. I threw this pic in cause the city was doing some sort of bridge stress test when i got home. Must have been because of those earthquakes i've felt recently...
Thanks for watching!
When i chose the "rustic" travel option, i didn't know it would include rowing a boat through glaciers. At least i got a good workout.
Nothing makes you feel more like a man than beating baby seals. Best part: the name of the joint was "You Kill em, We Grill em." Good sauce selection, too.
This was like day three, and my balls hadn't come out of hibernation yet. One of the penguins sold me a blanket with a hole in it. Bastard.
The "eye of madness." Supposedly, when you look into this thing you see inside your soul. All i saw was proof that not only do the gods exist, but that they are bored senseless.
So i went on this quest where i was helped by Future Me. Then, later i had to go on this quest to help Past Me. Then i went on a quest to the Board of Temporal Physics and had the whole operation shut down. Seeing chromie in handcuffs *almost* made all those Strathholme runs worthwhile.
I'm amazed i survived.
One morning, i woke up half naked with an empty bottle of jack next to me and this picture stuck to my forehead.
Here's the promo pic i put on the front of my portfolio. It screams "hire me to clear out your dungeons," doesn't it?
This frozen asshole tried to defile every single person i met. So we killed him. Kinda like mob justice, except we got epic loot afterwards.
... then we converted his evil citadel into a rave. The next morning, i woke up next to a freaking bear. I really need to cut back on the booze.
Well, that's about it. I threw this pic in cause the city was doing some sort of bridge stress test when i got home. Must have been because of those earthquakes i've felt recently...
Thanks for watching!