Gamma Ray Bursts are Go!!!

[crypto_sapient]

Tonight is my second night of djing!! I'm rather excited. I've been checking things off my list. Slaughtered a goat? Check! Peeled an apple with an hair dryer? Check!! Bathed in the blood of fictional characters? Check!!! Cackle like a would-be-world-conqueror? Every-fuckin'-day!!

Eat the rich, baby!

Comments

[evil_erin]

Good luck, if that's applicable! Oh wait - comrade Lenin frowns on the notion of luck. It undermines the notion of good hard proletariat work. Make the people proud with your solid DJing, then send the capatalist dancers to the Gulag!

NKVDjing!!

[crypto_sapient]

the Kremlin has informed me that my work as a dj is a product of the state, therefore we as a player of music, for the people, by the people, appreciate your encouragement. The people danced in accordance to the regulations of dance. Those who danced outside of those regulations were summarily directed to an undisclosed spa for further instructions in the peoples dance procedures. Any further information is confidential. Komrade Erin, your enthusiasm will be rewarded at an undisclosed date some time in the near future... by the state!

Re: NKVDjing!!

[evil_erin]

The peoples' morning was filled with pride at the strength of your message. I look forward to further serving the state with my ardent support of Komrade Erik's DJing at every opportunity.