Where are my stories of severed fingers?
I've been watching a lot of dvd's this last week on account of my encounter with Dinotherian Deathwheels. Yeah it sucked, people! Wish you were there to enjoy the ride! Anyways, last night I watched Wristcutters, which is a cute story about people who live in limbo? purgatory? someplace after they commit suicide. I'm not going to give the story away, but I liked it. It has Tom Waits in it for all of you who get your panties in an uproar about him. But enjoy it for what it is, not who's in it. Before that, I watched Wisconsin Death Trip! Ha! Now there's a documentary. Supposedly between 1890 and 1900 the area around Black River Falls, Wisconsin had a series of peculiar instances, regarding death, murder, insanity, suicide, things like that. Por Ejemplo, there was this dude who planted dynamite in the ground, lit the fuse, and rested his head over it. Now if that's not a Fourth of July Suicide, I don't know what is! And Mary Sweeney, who is probably one of my favorite vandals now. But... you motherfuckers probably know all about all of this don't you? Good for you!! Now if you'll excuse me....