I'm currently torturing/amusing myself with
pottersues. The horror, the horror! *giggles and cries for humanity*
This particular story might just have been the worst yet, although it's hard to tell as my brain has been reduced to a pile of smoldering ash from repeated exposure to utter stupidity. I think I very nearly aquired a bruise from *facepalming* while reading the actual story, and several of the comments had me asphyxiating from laughter.
I would also like to state my opinion (not that anyone cares) that there can be no other True Pairing with Draco involved than the canon D/GS (giant squid) one, ending with that most tragic and angsty honeymoon incident. Don't these Sue authors ever learn?