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Feb 19, 2008 21:52

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

[Side Note - Higgins, if you google, I will kill you the next time I see you. lol]

1. "Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!" A Clockwork Orange guessed by theanalogkid

2. "Is that the best you can do? You're gonna have to kill me! 'What do ya do with a drunken sailor? What do ya do with a drunken sailor? What do ya do with a drunken sailor ear-lay in the mor-nin'!"

3. "Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."

4. "Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They woulda tossed him girls like Nancy back then." Sin City guessed by phantom4662

5. "Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted." Fight Club guessed by all_my_hues

6. "You know this "Hell on Earth" business? Big fucking deal - I've got hemmorhoids."

7. "I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?"

8. "-Your mother ate my dog!
-Not all of it..."

9. "Well I was just remembering a limerick. There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat. She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding when she saw there was no tit for Tat." Shoot Em' Up guessed by phantom4662

10. "Smoke! Smoke! Sign of the devil! Sign of the devil! City on fire! City on fire!"

11. "-They're happy like this.
-No, David. Nobody's happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set."

12. "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous." V For Vendetta guessed by _theanalogkid

13. "-You're gonna be all right, buddy! Cut him open, let's get this thing!
-CUT ME OPEN! There goes your Christmas gift, Judas!" Evolution guessed by _theanalogkid

14. "-Uh, whose car is that out front?
-Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"

15. "Suddenly an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof. He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun." Moulin Rouge guessed by all_my_hues

EDIT: Tomorrow I will post the answers no one got, and I will go OFF on the Parents Television Council and FCC. Meant to do that today, but this looked more fun.
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