Hey, she "gave" me her purse.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I pushed Triggur in the mud (-17 points). In February I stole kurbish's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I put money in etai's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-741 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Cryovirus