Ten Easy Steps to the Perfect Job
Simply follow the following steps in order to score the grooviest job -
1) Develop an interest in art.
2) Become and art major.
3) Make good grades in your art history classes.
4) Say "yes" when the professor asks you to become a tutor.
5) Meet hordes of insanely cute, unique, and artistic girls.
6) Have deep, insightful discussions with these girls about art.
7) Hold tutoring sessions in your university's library so that the cute girls bait male art history students into joining the sessions.
8) Watch in amusement at the guys' futile attempts to flirt with the girls while failing to mention that they have boyfriends or husbands while you keep making money from tutoring them.
9) Continue meeting cute girls and having passionate discussions about art with them.
10) Repeat steps 5-10 as needed to accrue more money and meet more cute girls.
In a word, it's perfect. Save for the only flaw in the plan - I can't be an art history tutor anymore after I graduate from this place. Ah well, it'll be groovy until then.
1) Develop an interest in art.
2) Become and art major.
3) Make good grades in your art history classes.
4) Say "yes" when the professor asks you to become a tutor.
5) Meet hordes of insanely cute, unique, and artistic girls.
6) Have deep, insightful discussions with these girls about art.
7) Hold tutoring sessions in your university's library so that the cute girls bait male art history students into joining the sessions.
8) Watch in amusement at the guys' futile attempts to flirt with the girls while failing to mention that they have boyfriends or husbands while you keep making money from tutoring them.
9) Continue meeting cute girls and having passionate discussions about art with them.
10) Repeat steps 5-10 as needed to accrue more money and meet more cute girls.
In a word, it's perfect. Save for the only flaw in the plan - I can't be an art history tutor anymore after I graduate from this place. Ah well, it'll be groovy until then.