I cant decide if this is funny or not. Wait, it is. Very.

Feb 22, 2004 23:03

So yes. Yesterday at work, oh silly silly. Im gonna copy paste this from a convo I had with Jim because its a long story:

There were 3 of us supposed to close, but about an hour before closing one of the girls got a concussion carrying some boxes in back and had to leave, so it was the managers only day off and we had to call her to file an accident report and shit. So then after that there were 2 of us closing, and we close at 9, and at about 9:15 sue went in the back to get something out of the storage and she heard crying in the bathroom and she was like hello? And the girl was like "CALL MY MOMMY IM ONLY 14 I NEED MY MOMMY" and she was like wtf? The girl had been in there for like an hour and a half, it reminded me of clerks. We didnt know she was in there when we closed.
So we called her mom, even though its store policy not to let anyone in after we close
because its a security risk and blah blah blah and it would put the employees lives at danger cuz there were only 2 of us in a big store full of money and it was nite, or whatever. So we call the manager again on her day off to be like "wtf mates?" and she drove down there cuz she thought the girl was a diversion and we were gonna get robbed or something cuz that had happened in the escondido store she used to work at.
So we call the girls mom who was in a restaraunt down the street, the girl had told her mom she was going to the bathroom and gone store to store til she found one
and her mom didnt answer her cell phone, so the girl was like crying and screaming at Sue, "it came out halfway and it wont go back in and it wont come out and im in a lot of pain and i dont know what the hell is wrong with me i just need my mommy" So then we called her sisters who said theyd been looking for her for like 2 hours and they thought she had gotten kidnapped or raped or something and they came to the store and tried to talk the girl into coming out but she refused to and made them call her mom who was all pissed thinking the chick ran off so she hung up til they called them back again. Then anita the manager showed up when the mom did and she refused to let all 3 of them in the store so she was being kind of a bitch to the sisters cuz she worried about me and sue and the sisters started crying and were like "well if your employees got hurt she wouldnt mean it, i promise shes not a threat" It took the mom like 10 minutes to get her daughter to come out of the bathroom, we were gonna call the police or 911 but they didnt know wtf was going on. So finally at 9:40 the girl got out of the bathroom and it was funny as fuck the end.

Sue lent me 10 bucks to buy some patterns since it was the last day of the sale. Woo. I'm starting work on my costumes very soon now, got the patterns for chun li and for leeloo. Just gotta find something for Dawn and pick a 4th costume.

My mom finally dyed my hair but it still needs to be cut. Eee.

Um...Oh, right. Tomorrow I work, Wednesday too, even though its my birthday. Aww. So thursday I only have one class for an hour, and Friday ive got a 3 hour class...Friday is payday, so Ill probably go pick up my check in the morning and do something...probably go get a tattoo on Friday, then go to Rocky at nite. I *AM* going this time. Does anybody want to go with me? Geoff will be there, but I dunno. This birthday will be lame, and I guess that's ok. Since I get my settlement on Wednesday, I might go car shopping on Thursday. I'm going for my second lesson soon, so I'll at least be a little closer to getting my license. I won't be ready next week, but soon. Soon now. Honestly. >.> My head has been killing me all day, I tried to wake up to do some shit but I couldnt, I was tired and sick feeling all day. BLAH.
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