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Excerpt from the funniest book ever:
Jake, Paul, Roger
After a few days of snow melting, freezing, and melting again.
Margins of Jake's Jazz Notes 2:12 p.m.
What were you doing with Xandra last night? Door shut for so long! Just hanging out. Come on. No smoochy smooch-smooch? Some punchy punch-punch. You guys need to knock that off and admit that what you really want to do is get in the sack. We don't. You're RE-DICK-ULOUS. My RE-DICK-ULOUS what? You are RE-DICK-ULOUS. Well, you're RE-COCK-ULOUS. You're both RE-SCHLONG-ULOUS. Dont' be RE- [picture of a penis] -ULOUS
Dry-Erase Marker Pressed Very Lightly on Xandra's Dry-Erase Board 1:02 a.m.
What're you guys listening to? Put ear on door. Is it what we think it is? I think so. No- I know so. She's a screamer! and moaner. Mostly screamer. Where you going? Not enjoying the show? It's nasty to hear your friends doing it. I wouldnt want to hear you 2 either. Its not like that between me and roger. You know what i mean.