I am Pop Rocks! WHEE!
Find your whimsy character at
kelly.moranweb.com.
You make me happy, for you are Pop Rocks. You are the perfect food, snack, and amusement. You pop, hit people in the eye (if used correctly), and taste really good. People who know not of you are to be pitied. I know not of why you cost so little, but I believe it must be so we can actually be together, for if you were sold at your true price, I would not have the means to purchase you. So rejoice, little one, for you make Allison giggle.
ow. weeeeeeeeeeeeee!