BEST THING OF MY LIFE
You know you went to TMHS when.....
You always know when chicks are fighting because the bathrooms are always closed for painting
Your science teacher, is either a dyke, some guy who everyone hates, has had three last names in three years, or smells like an ass
The seventh grade girls think they are too cool for life..
When everything is blamed on the freshmen
When you have to dress up for english class
When a fat bald guy who likes to run across the court yard is your principal
Half the teachers look somewhat like an animal..
you know who Crem-dawwwg is
You tell your best friend a secret at 1st lunch & it's the talk of the school by 3rd
The school is older then god himself
all your teachers besides 1 or 2 are obese...
It is no longer abnormal to see a guy wearing his 3 year old sisters pants
the most common talk you hear passing throught the halls, are what lunch do you have? whos' fighting to day, guess what i did last night?
there are less classes to pick from than there are days of the week
they make a motion in town hall to improve the school and make the roofs stop leaking and its turned down
there is a spanish teacher who speaks like 8 languages, but the two shes least familiar with are english and spanish
EVERYONE WORKS AT MARKET BASKET AND HATES IT WITH ALL THEIR HEART
there are people in regular classes who make the sped kids look smart
there are people who, if they could, would never enter this town again in their life even if cutting through tewksbury on a trip would save 2 hours
stupid people put milk bottles behind cabinets and let it go bad, as a joke not realizing that the next day when the whole hall smells like shit they will have to be in the room the smell is comming from
retards bring beer to school dances and get all the dances cancled for like a year and a half (class of 2004)
Your prom committee decides to have prom on a boat in the middle of a storm, and you all almost drown.
you know what "Words of Wisdom" are.
you know that Mr. shanly has bisepts so big that he cant even fully flex his arm and thet scares the living shit out of you
ms.glass looks like shes pregnant but she actually has a beer belly.
the majority of the school is obsessed with rap
over half the teachers you have or had are completely sexest
mr.alward has his 30 minute long lextures on absolutley nothing important
when a kid gets caught smoking and gets a detention and a kid gets caught skipping and gets inhouse for 2 days
when your head principal aka dr.ferris does absolutely nothing but always seems to wander out of his office to yell at sum1
when mr.levine takes gym class more seriously than MCAS
when kids are having sex in the accounting and ms.garcias room
when 85% of your teachers are ready to drop dead
aka faraci,buss,cappone,saindon etc
when your vice principals always remind you that they waste their time on behavior problems with 2% of the school
when more than 90% of your teachers either digress to a topic not even close to school related, loses track of what she is talking about, or seems to over use the statement ''ok, im confused.'' (and manages to keep a dead serious look on her face.)
Make it a great day or not, the choice is yours.
keep continuing...
You always know when chicks are fighting because the bathrooms are always closed for painting
Your science teacher, is either a dyke, some guy who everyone hates, has had three last names in three years, or smells like an ass
The seventh grade girls think they are too cool for life..
When everything is blamed on the freshmen
When you have to dress up for english class
When a fat bald guy who likes to run across the court yard is your principal
Half the teachers look somewhat like an animal..
you know who Crem-dawwwg is
You tell your best friend a secret at 1st lunch & it's the talk of the school by 3rd
The school is older then god himself
all your teachers besides 1 or 2 are obese...
It is no longer abnormal to see a guy wearing his 3 year old sisters pants
the most common talk you hear passing throught the halls, are what lunch do you have? whos' fighting to day, guess what i did last night?
there are less classes to pick from than there are days of the week
they make a motion in town hall to improve the school and make the roofs stop leaking and its turned down
there is a spanish teacher who speaks like 8 languages, but the two shes least familiar with are english and spanish
EVERYONE WORKS AT MARKET BASKET AND HATES IT WITH ALL THEIR HEART
there are people in regular classes who make the sped kids look smart
there are people who, if they could, would never enter this town again in their life even if cutting through tewksbury on a trip would save 2 hours
stupid people put milk bottles behind cabinets and let it go bad, as a joke not realizing that the next day when the whole hall smells like shit they will have to be in the room the smell is comming from
retards bring beer to school dances and get all the dances cancled for like a year and a half (class of 2004)
Your prom committee decides to have prom on a boat in the middle of a storm, and you all almost drown.
you know what "Words of Wisdom" are.
you know that Mr. shanly has bisepts so big that he cant even fully flex his arm and thet scares the living shit out of you
ms.glass looks like shes pregnant but she actually has a beer belly.
the majority of the school is obsessed with rap
over half the teachers you have or had are completely sexest
mr.alward has his 30 minute long lextures on absolutley nothing important
when a kid gets caught smoking and gets a detention and a kid gets caught skipping and gets inhouse for 2 days
when your head principal aka dr.ferris does absolutely nothing but always seems to wander out of his office to yell at sum1
when mr.levine takes gym class more seriously than MCAS
when kids are having sex in the accounting and ms.garcias room
when 85% of your teachers are ready to drop dead
aka faraci,buss,cappone,saindon etc
when your vice principals always remind you that they waste their time on behavior problems with 2% of the school
when more than 90% of your teachers either digress to a topic not even close to school related, loses track of what she is talking about, or seems to over use the statement ''ok, im confused.'' (and manages to keep a dead serious look on her face.)
Make it a great day or not, the choice is yours.
keep continuing...