Long Time No Post
Hey everyone! Sorry it's been so long since I've posted... Between moving, working, unpacking, and trying to develop another social life due to the fact that I moved... I haven't found the time to even get online and check my e-mail... let a lone post a journal entry. However, this shouldn't be surprising to those of you who know me, because even when I did have the time to post... I did... I chose to fuck around with the blogs instead of divulge the boring details of my somewhat non-existant life. Anyhoo... this is a post to let all of you know that I am still alive. Haha... oh yeah... This is also a post to let those of you who might be interested know that we have kittens again! Well as of July 6th! There are 6 of them... 4 boys and 2 girls... I think. I haven't mastered the art of sexing kittens yet... eww that didn't sound right. I haven't mastered the art of "gendering" kittens. Most of them look like Teeny (the dad) except for one female that is all black except for the white spot on her belly. I call her Midnight. I haven't named the others yet... I think it's a psychological thing. If I start naming them, then that means that I start getting attached, if I get attached then I will want to keep them all, and then I will cry when it's time to give them to new homes. If anyone wants a kitten... let me know! I'm seriously considering getting rid of Lucky and keeping Midnight. Not just because I'm bored with Lucky and blah blah blah... it's not like that at all... the little shit won't stay out of trouble!!! I don't know what to do anymore. Obviously beating his ass (not literally... "beating his ass" = "spanking" in my book for all of you animal activists out there) isn't working any more. I'm trying so hard to be patient and so hard to teach him right from wrong... but it's like he doesn't care. Amy... if you're reading this you'll know what I'm talking about... he scared me the other night because he was acting exactly like Teeny. I opened a can of catfood as a treat to the cats and when he noticed it he ran up on the bowl and proceeded to get his whole body over the bowl and eat as fast as he could so the other cats couldn't get any. For some reason he's pooping on the floor (another trick he learned from Teeny)... I honestly believe that if he was the only cat he would have no problem using the litterbox. It's not that the litter box is dirty or not good enough for him... because I caught him in the act a couple days ago right after I had cleaned out the litter box & put fresh litter in there. *shrug* I don't know what to do. I love him to death... he's my little CuddleBug... but I don't know how much longer I can deal with him pooping on the floor and getting into trash and stealing food from the other cats. Does anyone have any suggestions? I've already tried locking him in the bathroom for like 3 days with a litter box, food, and water. He didn't poop on the floor once... but within a couple of days of me letting him out of the bathroom he's right back to pooping on the floor. I want to get rid of him because I'm frustrated with the fact that he's still getting in trouble, but that's kind of like getting rid of my own child. I helped deliver him as a baby. I also face the thought of if I do get rid of him... do I give him to a complete stranger or do I give him to someone that I'm close to so I can see him regularly. I don't know... if anyone has any thoughts or suggestions on what I should do... feel free to share them. Well... enough of the cat talk. I went to the Grand Opening for Lollipops on Saturday... It was AWESOME!!!! Lollipops is the new strip club they put up in Topeka. I have a friend who's boyfriend works there... so we get some hookups here and there. Women ALWAYS get in free... which is awesome!!! There is only one other Lollipops in the US & it's in Florida... apparently it is extremely successful and well-liked. They are already planning on putting up another one in Hawaii next. So, those of you who enjoy strip clubs or are curious about them... come on out to Lollipops in Topeka! The awesome thing about their Grand Opening was that they flew in Jennifer Steel... the Porn Star! Her act was so awesome! Apparently she is the only porn star to breathe fire while being fucked in the ass... now isn't that an interesting thing to be known for?!?!? Anyhoo... she did her little strip act including stealing some guys beer after taking his hat & rubbing it all over her body, she proceeded (with encouragement from the crowd of course) to fuck herself with the full beer bottle. I didn't know what to do or say as I watched her use the beer bottle as if it was a dildo with beer running out all over the stage. OK... I have to admit... it was a little hot watching that, but then I started thinking "I hope that guy doesn't finish his beer." I can't help but think about how many guys would be like "hell yeah! I had a porn star use my beer bottle to fuck herself" as they take a drink. Ewww Now, most women would think... "ok how many people has she fucked? I think I'll throw this beer away and get a clean one... I mean fresh one". The most exciting part of her act was with candles. Not only did she poor hot wax on her chest, but also on her vagina and asshole (that woman has got to be fucking nuts!) but she also had one of those torch things that flame breathers have... you know the long sticks that have a square that you light on the end... it's hard to explain. Anyway... this torch thing that she had was a dildo on the handle part... then the flaming square on the other end. So, as you might have guessed, she fucked herself with a flaming dildo. She had a big bottle of rubbing alcohol that she used to fill her mouth with alcohol, dip her finger in the alcohol in the bottle, and stick her finger in the candle flame so it would catch on fire... and then spit the alcohol out towards the flame... which of course caused a huge flame ball. She also spit the alcohol out on the flaming dildo as she pulled it out of herself. Yeah... for those of you into that kind of thing... I would TOTALLY recommend it. I guess they are planning on having her back to Topeka on a somewhat regular/special event basis. She gave out free DVDs and autographed pics too... just threw them out to the crowd. It sucks because Matt had a pic in his hands & some guy ripped it out of his hands... it was seriously like women act over the bouquet at weddings... lol. Well I'm sure I've written a novel and maybe gone a little overboard on the different subjects... but oh well. I'm off to find some dinner! Later!