Judas kiss me if offensed or wear ear condom next time
I've got a few things;
1.) NEW LAYOUT. Yes, as you can see, NEW LAYOUT! I've been looking for a few days and I finally stumbled upon this lovely piece of work and after a quick banner (made by me) I clickity-click-click-clicked and WAM-O! awesomeness all around! =)
2.) PodFic. I've succumb to the awesomeness that is PodFic. I've listened to around 5 or so, and while I have a lot more to go (I have a nasty addiction with downloading) it's gonna take me a while. While it's no problem to read all the nasty goodness that is Slash, it's a little different listening to it. I swear, my face has been red for the past 3 days because of the so not right PodFic's I've been listening too. I mean, seriously. I never knew the works "cock" and "fuck" and "God" and "deeper" and "cum" and "yesyesyesharderharderharder" were in so many stories, so many times. The one good thing I can say PodFic is good for is the fact that now, those 20 minutes of reading a fic can now be spent listening to it and doing other things. ;) Still don't know if I'll ever get over turning red while listening to one. It was so bad yesterday, I had to cover my face with a pillow.
3.) I've decided I need an out. Most people need an out so that they can get all their anger out because they can't emit it. Well, I don't need an out for that because I'm the rudest person you'll ever meet. I don't care if I make you cry, I'll tell you what I think without a flutter or an eyelash. If I know you, but I don't feel like acknowledging you or talking to you or your face makes my head hurt, I'll pretend I don't know you, and that, "My name isn't Timm, you must have me confused with someone else. *shrug* Happens all the time. Don't worry about it." So, anyway, what I need an out for is my nice-ness. You see, there are times I do think about doing nice things, or acting differently, it's just... I don't know. I prefer you to think I'm an ass, cause then you won't fuck with me. I don't like people, I hate being touched and being nice brings people closer, and let's people know it's alright to shake your hand/pat your back. But by being an asshole, I have this vibe around me that says, "Back the fuck up or die." Then, if they're still brave, and they try to shake my hand, touch my in anyway) my vibe morphs into, "Come any closer, or dare to touch me and you'll pull back a bloody stump. M'kay!" Now that I've ranted this though, I kinda just wanna press the delete button and get the fuck over it. Anywhoo......
4.) PodFic. So embarrassing. *headdesk*
5.) I've decided to start writing again. I've said it before, but this time, I have so many ideas popping around in my head, I figure, why the hell not. I'm actually working on this one story, that I can't stop smiling about, cause I just love it! It's my baby! ♥
1.) NEW LAYOUT. Yes, as you can see, NEW LAYOUT! I've been looking for a few days and I finally stumbled upon this lovely piece of work and after a quick banner (made by me) I clickity-click-click-clicked and WAM-O! awesomeness all around! =)
2.) PodFic. I've succumb to the awesomeness that is PodFic. I've listened to around 5 or so, and while I have a lot more to go (I have a nasty addiction with downloading) it's gonna take me a while. While it's no problem to read all the nasty goodness that is Slash, it's a little different listening to it. I swear, my face has been red for the past 3 days because of the so not right PodFic's I've been listening too. I mean, seriously. I never knew the works "cock" and "fuck" and "God" and "deeper" and "cum" and "yesyesyesharderharderharder" were in so many stories, so many times. The one good thing I can say PodFic is good for is the fact that now, those 20 minutes of reading a fic can now be spent listening to it and doing other things. ;) Still don't know if I'll ever get over turning red while listening to one. It was so bad yesterday, I had to cover my face with a pillow.
3.) I've decided I need an out. Most people need an out so that they can get all their anger out because they can't emit it. Well, I don't need an out for that because I'm the rudest person you'll ever meet. I don't care if I make you cry, I'll tell you what I think without a flutter or an eyelash. If I know you, but I don't feel like acknowledging you or talking to you or your face makes my head hurt, I'll pretend I don't know you, and that, "My name isn't Timm, you must have me confused with someone else. *shrug* Happens all the time. Don't worry about it." So, anyway, what I need an out for is my nice-ness. You see, there are times I do think about doing nice things, or acting differently, it's just... I don't know. I prefer you to think I'm an ass, cause then you won't fuck with me. I don't like people, I hate being touched and being nice brings people closer, and let's people know it's alright to shake your hand/pat your back. But by being an asshole, I have this vibe around me that says, "Back the fuck up or die." Then, if they're still brave, and they try to shake my hand, touch my in anyway) my vibe morphs into, "Come any closer, or dare to touch me and you'll pull back a bloody stump. M'kay!" Now that I've ranted this though, I kinda just wanna press the delete button and get the fuck over it. Anywhoo......
4.) PodFic. So embarrassing. *headdesk*
5.) I've decided to start writing again. I've said it before, but this time, I have so many ideas popping around in my head, I figure, why the hell not. I'm actually working on this one story, that I can't stop smiling about, cause I just love it! It's my baby! ♥