a funtastalicious day in paradise
Golly gee Hen, today sure was swell. Yea, so I got and eighty on my Math test, YAY! I DON'T HAVE TO BE A GARBAGE DUDE IN THE FUTURE, FALALALA LALALLA! That was good. Yikes, Derick offically creeped me out today, but I still mantain that it is Corena he is stalking, but just to be safe I got Danny to be my body guard. Ok, so he's so skinny he could probaly only guard one of my thighs, but whatever, better than nothing right? OOOOO, we got to play with fire today in York. I made a propane fire ball because the lighter didn't light(which wasn't my fault becuase York buys cheap shit lighters that could have killed us all). So, while I'm trying to get this lighter to light, the valve on the bunson burner was completly open, leeking toxic gas into the air. As you imagine, when propane has been running for like a minute and you light a grill lighter that runs on more propane, there is a large amount of fire. So, I'm standing REALLY close to the burner and I light the lighter and this huge ball of fire shoots out from the top and bottom( its not supposed to come from the bottom but since the vave was totally open, you can guess the result) and them it shoots out towards me from the sides, I jump like three feet beackwards and scream at the bottom of my lungs (since you physically produce little sound when you scream from the top of your lungs) "HOLY SHIT!". York gets all pissy, gives me a lecture about leaving propane running 'unchecked', and then tells me "there was no reason to resort to language". NO REASON TO RESORT TO LANGUAGE, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! THERE WAS A LARGE BALL OF FIRE SHOOTING OUT TOWARDS MY FACE, I COULD HAVE BEEN SEVERLY INJURED! He would have cursed too if a large amount of flame had spontaniously shot out from all angles towards him, whilst he was standing inches away holding a lighter. Also I worked onthe second movement of folk song and I think my attempts can be salvaged. This is a slightly sindged me singing off from the land of fire and ice.
Hugs and Kisses :)
Hugs and Kisses :)