CFUW 107: Reality Show redux!
[Stock footage of a beach]
[Cutting away to a city with an active nightlife and car horns blaring]
[more footage that you've seen in the intros of every reality show ever]
[A suave voice begins to voice over:]
From the makers of American Idol and Paradise Hotel, comes a brand new reality TV show! What happens when you lock twelve strangers in a room and tell them that the only way to gain their freedom is to do stupid trivial challenges together? What if we told you that we've hidden spies, traitors in their mists whose only goal is to stop the others from winning? It's the very study of human nature itself! There will be drama! Betrayals! Spectacular reveals! Interested? Well come and be a contestant in Cry Fuck You Wolf and you'll get that, and even more!
Featuring some new twists and turns you'd never expect! Celebrity judges! WHO will win? Who will make it all the way to the end? Does it really matter, because you'll be famous anyway?
We need twelve willing participants who can make it to the ousting period of 6-7pm PST.
First post will be up early Wednesday afternoon (if we get enough players by then), and the first ousting will be Thursday of that time.
Please note, that there will be high levels of activity shortly AFTER the ousting and a few hours before, so please keep that in mind when you sign up.
Sorry guys, we're going to have to POSTPONE this game due to lack of interest. We'll try this again in November or something, after the kill games. Thanks anyway.
[Cutting away to a city with an active nightlife and car horns blaring]
[more footage that you've seen in the intros of every reality show ever]
[A suave voice begins to voice over:]
From the makers of American Idol and Paradise Hotel, comes a brand new reality TV show! What happens when you lock twelve strangers in a room and tell them that the only way to gain their freedom is to do stupid trivial challenges together? What if we told you that we've hidden spies, traitors in their mists whose only goal is to stop the others from winning? It's the very study of human nature itself! There will be drama! Betrayals! Spectacular reveals! Interested? Well come and be a contestant in Cry Fuck You Wolf and you'll get that, and even more!
Featuring some new twists and turns you'd never expect! Celebrity judges! WHO will win? Who will make it all the way to the end? Does it really matter, because you'll be famous anyway?
We need twelve willing participants who can make it to the ousting period of 6-7pm PST.
First post will be up early Wednesday afternoon (if we get enough players by then), and the first ousting will be Thursday of that time.
Please note, that there will be high levels of activity shortly AFTER the ousting and a few hours before, so please keep that in mind when you sign up.
Sorry guys, we're going to have to POSTPONE this game due to lack of interest. We'll try this again in November or something, after the kill games. Thanks anyway.