In honor of Sarah Palin:
Vintage feminist ads ganked from
Found In Mom's Basement:
Yes. Lysol started out as a douche. And if you didn't use it, you could expect your husband to leave you. Oh, and that would be your fault. For not douching. Clearly.
VD not just for pistols anymore?
Rugged men pole dance on unfinished wood. Read the ad. Go on, just read it. Then get down on your hands and knees and thank jebus that it isn't 1970.
Cause then you might need to take Midol to "keep" captain pastels here.