fire, keggers, and amy winehousen
today i had this big toaster fire in the kitchen
only here they don't have toasters they have like these 'broilers' that serve as toasters too
so i basically had this fire in a box
i freaked out and couldnt remember what you do in an emergency fire, and i wanted to go and ask google or youtube but i couldnt because i had this real life emergency on my hands. and was shit scared cos the notice by the elevator, i mean lift, i mean elevator, says something about how ONLY THE FIREMEN CAN TURN THE FIRE ALARMS OFF, even if the fire is over. and then i was thought about how they probably charge you £1098324953429487 for calling the fire brigade out, and
anyway i wanted to put it out with a water soaked tea towel - but then you can't put water on electrical fire. but then it was just the toasts on fire, seriously a box of fire fuck.
in the end it was dying down but not fast enough so i had to do the tea towel water thing - but both toasts were completely ablaze. seriously these things are like on arrested development that design fault corn dog maker, everythings a fuckinghazard.
tomorrow ive been invited to my first american party
and on saturday it will be my first halloween. Ive been invited to a real american KEG PARTY and theres even gonna be a luge
luuuuuuge
luuuuuuge
with jocks omg
i will have to go as amy winehouse because i guess that won't be as popular out here, and since i can do really good 'NOOOooooo siimon' impressions why not.
only here they don't have toasters they have like these 'broilers' that serve as toasters too
so i basically had this fire in a box
i freaked out and couldnt remember what you do in an emergency fire, and i wanted to go and ask google or youtube but i couldnt because i had this real life emergency on my hands. and was shit scared cos the notice by the elevator, i mean lift, i mean elevator, says something about how ONLY THE FIREMEN CAN TURN THE FIRE ALARMS OFF, even if the fire is over. and then i was thought about how they probably charge you £1098324953429487 for calling the fire brigade out, and
anyway i wanted to put it out with a water soaked tea towel - but then you can't put water on electrical fire. but then it was just the toasts on fire, seriously a box of fire fuck.
in the end it was dying down but not fast enough so i had to do the tea towel water thing - but both toasts were completely ablaze. seriously these things are like on arrested development that design fault corn dog maker, everythings a fuckinghazard.
tomorrow ive been invited to my first american party
and on saturday it will be my first halloween. Ive been invited to a real american KEG PARTY and theres even gonna be a luge
luuuuuuge
luuuuuuge
with jocks omg
i will have to go as amy winehouse because i guess that won't be as popular out here, and since i can do really good 'NOOOooooo siimon' impressions why not.