[...What was taking Noel so long? She went off to look for firewood... which was very nice of her. But, um, that was hours agoWhat if she was... WHAT IF...! Th-There aren't any wild pandas in Luceti, are there
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[Oh man. She thought she was feeling bad before. But now? Now she's absolutely overwhelmed by a sense of pure fear, wrapped in a thick layer of hatred and served with a side of nausea.
She knows. And there's nothing she can do. Except hyperventilate. Which is what's happening.]
[Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah dammit Noel you have failed her. She's going to die a grizzly death at the paws of the enemy - an enemy you refused to acknowledge! Well, now you'll see. Some good will come of her death: it will open your eyes to the true nature of the panda. She will teach you through death what she couldn't make you understand in life.]
...What do you want? [Cooking? Cleaning? LAUNDRY?]
[BUT SHE CAN'T. It'd take all of about 5 seconds of running before she knocked herself out by slamming into a tree. What can she do? Everything's so much scarier when you can't see and--
--Wait. That's it!
In one fluid motion she unwraps the NOL poncho from around herself and throws it over the panda's face. And she needs to make sure it stays there somehow, so with a loud gulp and no other options, she leaps onto the monster's back and holds the poncho over its eyes like a blindfold, tears streaming down her face all the while.]
[Poor, confused monster panda. It starts roaring and trampling around the makeshift campsite in some attempt to see again and to get this EVIL WOMAN off of him.]
Just stop! I can't let your hatefulness go unchecked -- not just for my sake, but for my best friend's!
[Poor unsuspecting Noel wouldn't give a second thought to approaching this beast... and one second of weakness would be all takes before it's all over.]
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She knows. And there's nothing she can do. Except hyperventilate. Which is what's happening.]
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Your worst enemy continues to watch from afar, looking to see if she will make the first move.]
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And neither will she!]
I-I know you're there.
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The bushes rustle, and out comes a giant panda. It's not that she's invaded his territory or anything...
He just really hates Tsubaki for some reason. Hear that growling? Yyyyyeah. That's a panda bear, Tsubaki!]
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S-Stay back, or you'll regret it. I won't be fooled by your deception!
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Growling's getting louder.]
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...What do you want? [Cooking? Cleaning? LAUNDRY?]
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Slowly... it approaches.]
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...?
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...and begins to nuzzle against her leg. Hmm...]
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Wh-What...?
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Tsubaki, RUN. IT'S GOING TO KILL YOU.]
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--Wait. That's it!
In one fluid motion she unwraps the NOL poncho from around herself and throws it over the panda's face. And she needs to make sure it stays there somehow, so with a loud gulp and no other options, she leaps onto the monster's back and holds the poncho over its eyes like a blindfold, tears streaming down her face all the while.]
Now you know how it feels!
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[Poor unsuspecting Noel wouldn't give a second thought to approaching this beast... and one second of weakness would be all takes before it's all over.]
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