5th Conviction [Action]

Dec 19, 2010 20:18

[...What was taking Noel so long? She went off to look for firewood... which was very nice of her. But, um, that was hours agoWhat if she was... WHAT IF...! Th-There aren't any wild pandas in Luceti, are there ( Read more... )

!!4th wall, !!event

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notafanofyayoi December 19 2010, 09:30:37 UTC
[Somewhere in the bushes, something is watching.]

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cry_camellia December 19 2010, 09:35:07 UTC
[Oh man. She thought she was feeling bad before. But now? Now she's absolutely overwhelmed by a sense of pure fear, wrapped in a thick layer of hatred and served with a side of nausea.

She knows. And there's nothing she can do. Except hyperventilate. Which is what's happening.]

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notafanofyayoi December 19 2010, 09:37:38 UTC
[Yes, keep on doing that, Tsubaki. It feeds off of your fear. It enjoys it; and today, it's feeling particularly aggressive.

Your worst enemy continues to watch from afar, looking to see if she will make the first move.]

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cry_camellia December 19 2010, 09:43:28 UTC
[She can't let it win. She has to be brave. What would Jin do? Or Hakumen?! They wouldn't let one of these foul creatures stand in their way.

And neither will she!]

I-I know you're there.

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notafanofyayoi December 19 2010, 09:49:03 UTC
[Bad move, Tsubaki.

The bushes rustle, and out comes a giant panda. It's not that she's invaded his territory or anything...

He just really hates Tsubaki for some reason. Hear that growling? Yyyyyeah. That's a panda bear, Tsubaki!]

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cry_camellia December 19 2010, 09:52:25 UTC
[OH FUCK OH FUCK WHAT DO.]

S-Stay back, or you'll regret it. I won't be fooled by your deception!

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notafanofyayoi December 19 2010, 09:56:52 UTC
[YOU'RE PISSING IT OFF, THAT'S WHAT.

Growling's getting louder.]

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cry_camellia December 19 2010, 10:01:31 UTC
[Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah dammit Noel you have failed her. She's going to die a grizzly death at the paws of the enemy - an enemy you refused to acknowledge! Well, now you'll see. Some good will come of her death: it will open your eyes to the true nature of the panda. She will teach you through death what she couldn't make you understand in life.]

...What do you want? [Cooking? Cleaning? LAUNDRY?]

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notafanofyayoi December 19 2010, 10:06:51 UTC
[It's still growling, though less so than before.

Slowly... it approaches.]

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cry_camellia December 19 2010, 10:16:22 UTC
[She stands her ground. Though it takes every last bit of willpower for her to stop her legs from giving out.]

...?

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notafanofyayoi December 19 2010, 10:20:40 UTC
[It stops in front of her...

...and begins to nuzzle against her leg. Hmm...]

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cry_camellia December 19 2010, 10:28:52 UTC
[...Don't scream. Don't scream, Tsubaki. Don't do it. DON'T DO IIIIIIIIIIT.]

Wh-What...?

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notafanofyayoi December 19 2010, 10:33:38 UTC
[NEVERMIND IT FUCKING HATES YOU AND IS NOW SCREAMING VERY LOUDLY LIKE A T-REX

Tsubaki, RUN. IT'S GOING TO KILL YOU.]

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cry_camellia December 19 2010, 10:42:09 UTC
[BUT SHE CAN'T. It'd take all of about 5 seconds of running before she knocked herself out by slamming into a tree. What can she do? Everything's so much scarier when you can't see and--

--Wait. That's it!

In one fluid motion she unwraps the NOL poncho from around herself and throws it over the panda's face. And she needs to make sure it stays there somehow, so with a loud gulp and no other options, she leaps onto the monster's back and holds the poncho over its eyes like a blindfold, tears streaming down her face all the while.]

Now you know how it feels!

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notafanofyayoi December 19 2010, 10:51:19 UTC
[Poor, confused monster panda. It starts roaring and trampling around the makeshift campsite in some attempt to see again and to get this EVIL WOMAN off of him.]

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cry_camellia December 19 2010, 11:06:04 UTC
Just stop! I can't let your hatefulness go unchecked -- not just for my sake, but for my best friend's!

[Poor unsuspecting Noel wouldn't give a second thought to approaching this beast... and one second of weakness would be all takes before it's all over.]

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