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[crwling_chaos]

You humans are so noisy. Scrapping, scrapping, scrapping at all hours. Some gods have important to work to do. Despite being in this..place..I still serve my lord and I'd appreciate it if you all would let me get a little work done. Otherwise I will eat you

Comments

[innocentxcharm]

Are you a god?

[crwling_chaos]

Why yes I am. A god who is doing his work.

((he gets so irritated when he's working))

[innocentxcharm]

Really? Yay, it worked!

What kind of work are you doing?

[[And Florian probably won't notice.]]

[crwling_chaos]

Chaos. Don't you have something else to do? If I give you candy, will you go away?

[monarch_sting]

Eat..? Holy shit, you can do that?!

[crwling_chaos]

Sigh Yes, yes. I can do that. Whole too. I detest chewing.

[monarch_sting]

...That's insane. I mean...wow.

I'm afraid that this place is in no way suitable for working. The noise never stops, and there aren't even any decent minions here!

What am I supposed to do...can't build a new cocoon, can't access my money, can't find my wife...

[holy_heretic]

You better not touch my daddy you stupid creep.

[crwling_chaos]

Ugh, child. No one is going to touch your daddy. I actually don't have a taste for uncooked human.

[dickonastick]

Eat them, huh? Can I at least fwoom them first? They're so much fun when you fwoom them~

[crwling_chaos]

What is this..fwooming? Does it make them any tastier?

[dickonastick]

it makes them crunchy.

[crwling_chaos]

Oooh, crunchy. You and me are friends, yes? I'm Nyarlathotep!