033 - Harry Potter and the Standard to Which He Holds Birthdays [Accidental Voice/Action]

Jul 31, 2011 18:05

[Over by House 26, a lake has manifested in the back yard, and the forest nearby has warped itself to resemble the Forbidden Forest back at Hogwarts. Sadly, his favorite castle isn't on the other side of the trees, nor is anything about Hogwarts he actually enjoyed. Dementors are hovering about, but they're keeping their distance from the ( Read more... )

turning 19 is not all that fun, fml, event, doom and gloom etc., i've got a bad feeling about this, dementors, saving people thing fail, terrible birthday track record, no seriously fml, defense against the dark everything, horrible lake experiences, adventures in futility

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[voice] hisdarkmark August 1 2011, 07:01:08 UTC
Happy bloody Birthday to you, too. Maybe you can con one of these freaks into bringing you a cake.

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[voice] cruxofapotter August 2 2011, 03:03:20 UTC
[Okay, that earns a wry chuckle.] The Dementors might be half-decent at icing, considering how well they freeze things.

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[voice] hisdarkmark August 2 2011, 06:57:22 UTC
They might be willing to bump up to an ice cream cake.

How's the house?

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[voice] cruxofapotter August 4 2011, 02:03:10 UTC
If only they were that considerate. An ice cream cake sounds pretty good.

Standing, albeit in the Forbidden Forest. How's yours?

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[voice] hisdarkmark August 4 2011, 17:46:48 UTC
I've a few Dementors that have been chasing me all morning. Perhaps I can convince them.

Dungeon-like. On the positive side it's something I'm used to, so if I go and hide in there until the rest of this is over it won't be awkward at all.

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[voice] cruxofapotter August 7 2011, 01:31:00 UTC
[Uh oh.] Are you able to summon Padfoot yet?

The Slytherin dungeons or something worse than that? Being able to rest might be nice.

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[voice] hisdarkmark August 7 2011, 01:41:57 UTC
How do you think I managed to get away?

I woke up with a squid peering into my window. What does that tell you? It's not terrible.

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[voice] cruxofapotter August 7 2011, 01:47:47 UTC
Last I'd heard, he was a bit shy. It's good to hear he's back. [Padfoot is the best derptronus.]

Lucky. It hasn't come round to this bit of the lake.

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[voice] hisdarkmark August 7 2011, 01:58:24 UTC
He's still flighty, but I don't blame him. Lately he's been focused enough at least.

Do you want it? I could practically feel it undressing me with its eye this morning.

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[voice] cruxofapotter August 7 2011, 04:43:00 UTC
Still scared?

If it can shoo the acromantulas away, it can undress me with its eye all it wants. [Because they are gross and they scare the BFF.]

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[voice] hisdarkmark August 7 2011, 05:23:40 UTC
No, just easily distracted it seems.

That'd be an interesting battle to watch, spiders versus aquatic animals. I'm not sure how to get it over there though.

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