033 - Harry Potter and the Standard to Which He Holds Birthdays [Accidental Voice/Action]

[cruxofapotter]

[Over by House 26, a lake has manifested in the back yard, and the forest nearby has warped itself to resemble the Forbidden Forest back at Hogwarts. Sadly, his favorite castle isn't on the other side of the trees, nor is anything about Hogwarts he actually enjoyed. Dementors are hovering about, but they're keeping their distance from the

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[voice] fail what fail

[vworping]

[The TARDIS only spares a brief glance at the journal, being too focused on the odds and ends in front of her that will eventually become a sonic screwdriver. Birthdays are important to humans, right? But unfortunately she is so focused on being technical that slang has completely escaped her.]

Bloody birthday? Are you injured? My condolences.

[Because that's what you're supposed to say, right? Humans are so touchy about these things.]

[voice] I saw nothing!

[cruxofapotter]

[They can be important to most humans! Harry's had very few that he's enjoyed, however. This is shaping up to be another one of those.]

I'm not too injured. [Yet.] Wouldn't surprise me if it came to it, though. But thank you.

[voice]

[vworping]

[You'd think that with all of time and space at her disposal, she would get a clue about certain things, but no such luck.]

We have a sickbay if you need it, but I hope you don't. They don't go very well with birthdays.

[voice]

[cruxofapotter]

[It's easy to forget the small stuff.]

With all the stuff that's going on, that room's probably better saved for people who really need to. I can't imagine this experiment is leaving the healers bored. [It'd be just his luck to have to go to sickbay on his birthday, though.]

[voice]

[vworping]

Well, no one has asked for it yet. I suppose most people are staying indoors.

[voice]

[cruxofapotter]

It's probably for the best. I don't think the worst Shifts are making it inside of the houses.