023 - Harry Potter and the Fourth Wall Redux [Action?]

[cruxofapotter]

[The street outside the corner of the village near house 26 is crowded. It's unusually crowded and incredibly noisy to boot. Harry is standing on the porch, scanning the wingless crowds rather skeptically. He has a bad feeling about this

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[lilbunuwiz]

[The Potions Master stares bewildered at the Boy Who Lived before coming to his senses.]

POTTER! WHY do I not find you in class right now? And might I ask, where you got those...

[He eyes the wings confusedly.]

... Those wings.

[cruxofapotter]

[A Potions Master appears! At first Harry is outraged, but then he's slightly confused.]

I haven't been in class for over a year. I got these wings the same way everyone else did!

[lilbunuwiz]

[Snape cocks one eyebrow and stares at Harry suspiciously. Confusion increases in his mind as he remembers clearly Harry attending class just this past week with no distinct wings. Everyone else? What's that supposed to mean?]

I will take no lies from you, Potter. You are clearly up to something with this muddle of nonsense.

[Waves knowingly at the wings with his wand.]

[cruxofapotter]

[Harry's glare doesn't falter.]

I'm not up to anything. The Malnosso gave me these, like they give to everyone in Luceti.

[lilbunuwiz]

[Unable to determine what on earth Potter is saying, our beloved Potions Master resorts to sorting the matter the way he knows best.]

... FIFTY MILLION POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR.

[cruxofapotter]

[...Well, he wasn't entirely expecting that.] You can't just take points from Gryffindor like that! This isn't Hogwarts!