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006 - Harry Potter and the Fourth Wall - [Voice]

Dec 18, 2009 00:13

... I have a really bad feeling about something, and I don't quite know how to shake it. There's nothing unusual going on outside of the occasional Christmas stuff, right?

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hail_truthiness December 18 2009, 05:17:58 UTC

SATANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

OMG STEPHEN COLBERT cruxofapotter December 18 2009, 05:19:24 UTC

... What?

8DDDD hail_truthiness December 18 2009, 05:21:27 UTC

I'M ONTO YOU, POTTER. I KNOW THAT YOU'RE TRYNG TO TURN INNOCENT AMERICAN CHILDREN AWAY FROM GOD!

Well, you know what?! YOU SHALL NOT SUCCEED! FOR I, DR. STEPHEN T. COLBERT, D.F.A, AM HERE TO PUT AN END TO YOUR MISDEEDS!!!

<3333 cruxofapotter December 18 2009, 05:23:43 UTC

I've never even been to America. Why would I even do something like that?

<3 <3 <3 hail_truthiness December 18 2009, 05:29:15 UTC

BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO BRAINWASH US ALL WITH YOUR BOOKS AND MOVIES AND CASH COWS!!!

I'M ONTO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 cruxofapotter December 18 2009, 05:30:23 UTC

It's not really my fault the Muggles wrote books about me. If it were up to me, I never would have authorized the bloody things in the first place.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 hail_truthiness December 18 2009, 05:48:36 UTC

You sick bastard. Trying to justify your behavior.

I'll bet you don't care that you're leading the American children down the thorny, scratchy and hemorrhoidal left path to hellfire and damnation, do you?

DO YOU!?!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 cruxofapotter December 18 2009, 05:53:08 UTC

I'm not even doing any of this stuff you're accusing me of!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 hail_truthiness December 18 2009, 06:12:12 UTC

Denial's not only a river in Egypt, you know.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 cruxofapotter December 18 2009, 11:05:53 UTC

Your wordplay will not work on me, sir.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 hail_truthiness December 18 2009, 17:19:41 UTC

Then perhaps I can spell it you for you.

You are evil. And you need to bstop brainwashing children, RIGHT THIS MINUTE.

Or at least tell J.K. Rowling to lay off on the "magic" and stuff.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 cruxofapotter December 18 2009, 20:33:37 UTC

What do you mean, I'm evil? Have you ever heard of the Dark Lord and what he does to people? I'm not trying to brainwash anybody!

... Who's J.K. Rowling?

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 hail_truthiness December 18 2009, 22:18:46 UTC

You are trying to brainwash people and now you're denying it. You are a sick strange man.

She's the author of your book series, and the biggest satanist of all!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 cruxofapotter December 18 2009, 22:28:41 UTC

I have never tried to brainwash anyone, especially any bloody Americans!

So if she's the Muggle woman who started all this, why aren't you taking it up with her? I didn't exactly ask to have my life story told, you know.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 hail_truthiness December 18 2009, 22:35:14 UTC

Riiiiiiight. You just keep telling yourself that.

Because she isn't here right now! So you'll have to do!

I HAD TO DO THIS idkmybffstephen December 19 2009, 06:40:46 UTC

...Stephen, what did we say about cutting back on the Starbucks.

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