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Some jerk-off broke into my car this morning while I was/am out of town. Out of all the Mercedes and BMWs in the parking garage, they chose my '96 Explorer that hasn't been washed in a year (or so)... go figure. Everything inside the car combined doesn't cost as much as the window they broke. They could have at least used the door I left unlocked instead of smashing my window.
Did I mention I favor corporal punishment?
Did I mention I favor corporal punishment?