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[crustless_pbj]

I don't want to alarm anyone, but...

THERE IS A HIPPO IN THE HALL.

I think they're vegetarians, but it's so big. And, well...anything that big must leave a lot of..."waste".
Animals are so dirty. Sometimes, I feel like this mansion enjoys creating smelly, germy events.

Comments

[2ndhandlion]

Be careful, they can spray about 20 feet.

[crustless_pbj]

...
What would they spray?!?

[2ndhandlion]

Just stick with the front end.

[crustless_pbj]

I'll stay far away from BOTH ends, thank you.

[2ndhandlion]

You do that.