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24. [Accidental video]

Aug 14, 2010 12:21

[Emma is in the middle of one of her twice daily room cleanings. She was horrified by the state of her room when she woke up, and has been dusting, sweeping, and bleaching with even more vigor than usual. She stops every few minutes, as if to hold back tears. She seems to be thinking to herself, "This is just... too... DIRTY ( Read more... )

will, ghouls, major event, adachi, kurt

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1/? apologies in advance for commentspam lmao letstalkmurders August 15 2010, 00:58:43 UTC

[Gross, weepy women. Well, it is a zombie outbreak and all... Guess Adachi can't really blame her.

She's kinda cute, though. Haha. White chicks.]

2/? also for creepiness that too letstalkmurders August 15 2010, 01:01:08 UTC

[Oh, of course. She's got a boyfriend already. Guess all those rumors about white girls are true. But God, that guy's hair is awful. Adachi suddenly feels better about his unmanageable mess of hair, because at least it doesn't look like regular housing for pigeons.]

3/? letstalkmurders August 15 2010, 01:02:10 UTC

[OH WHOA WAIT HE'S BITING HER]

4/? letstalkmurders August 15 2010, 01:02:55 UTC

[Well, sweet, free porn. Adachi wishes he could get some popcorn about now.]

5/? letstalkmurders August 15 2010, 01:04:08 UTC

[WAIT SHIT THAT'S A LITTLE TOO MUCH BLOOD

OH RIGHT ZOMBIES DAMMIT ADACHI STAY FOCUSED]

6/? letstalkmurders August 15 2010, 01:05:28 UTC

[Oops, too late. Looks like the chick's dead now. Ugh, gross. Starting to feel a bit nauseous here. Must suppress gag reflex...]

done letstalkmurders August 15 2010, 01:07:50 UTC

[HOURS LATER he notices she's still alive. When she, you know. Gets up.

...Yeah, it'd probably be best if he acted concerned now.]

Whoa! Hey, I saw you, uh... get hurt back there-- You gonna be alright? Pretty nasty bite... You should probably get that looked at fast.

[Most entertaining comment spam EVER. ] crustless_pbj August 15 2010, 02:34:33 UTC

[Emma puts on her cutest, most pathetic look]

I don't know... maybe you should come look at it.

[I'M GLAD i was worried i might creep you out kjnfkddf i'm sorry i rp a horrible person] letstalkmurders August 15 2010, 03:10:26 UTC

[INEFFECTIVE. In fact, it's more of a bonerkill than anything. Not that it shows on his face.]

Well, I'm not exactly a medical expert... I doubt I could give you a very good opinion. [Also no woman is worth braving a zombie invasion for.]

Re: [I'M GLAD i was worried i might creep you out kjnfkddf i'm sorry i rp a horrible person] crustless_pbj August 15 2010, 03:41:28 UTC

[Aaah. Zombie!Emma thought that would work.]

...Please?

letstalkmurders August 15 2010, 04:27:23 UTC

[Let's review. Adachi is three things: 1. a coward; 2. a misogynist; and, 3. a wannabe sociopath. Add these up together, and what do we get?

Apathy.

He's doing a pretty good job of making himself look apologetic, though.]

Sorry... I'm kinda busy right now, what with, you know. Zombies everywhere. But there are doctors here, aren't there? I've heard people talk about them before, anyway.

crustless_pbj August 15 2010, 14:20:48 UTC

[Emma...is sorta frustrated now. She sighs.]

Thanks anyway.

[Then, she turns off the communicator. Damn, she can't get her food delivered.]

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