10. [video]
[This is becoming way too familiar a scene: as the video opens, we see Emma in her hazmat suit, sitting primly at her desk with her legs crossed. The mansion just loves putting her in germy situations.]
This alien... has to leave.
I don't care what galaxy you're from, it is NEVER sanitary (or polite for that matter) to pick your nose and stick your alien mucus on the wall. NEVER.
It doesn't even look like human boogers- they're much slimier, and they're PURPLE. I don't like mucus in general, but this stuff is worse. At least with human mucus, I know what solvents work, what to expect. This purple goo won't come off- I've tried my bleach and all the other solvents in my arsenal.
I'm never taking off my hazmat suit again.
This alien... has to leave.
I don't care what galaxy you're from, it is NEVER sanitary (or polite for that matter) to pick your nose and stick your alien mucus on the wall. NEVER.
It doesn't even look like human boogers- they're much slimier, and they're PURPLE. I don't like mucus in general, but this stuff is worse. At least with human mucus, I know what solvents work, what to expect. This purple goo won't come off- I've tried my bleach and all the other solvents in my arsenal.
I'm never taking off my hazmat suit again.