OOC: Karkat's Safe Housing List
MAYFIELD SAFE HOUSING
ALL OF THE ADDRESSES AND LOCATIONS HAVE BEEN VOLUNTEERED AS SAFE LOCATIONS. IN THE EVENT OF THE TOWN GOING SHITHIVE, YOU MAY PROCEED TO THE NEAREST LISTED LOCATION FOR EXTRA SECURITY. IF POSSIBLE, CALL AHEAD. EVERY LOCATION HAS SOMEONE CAPABLE OF FIGHTING. HEALERS HAVE BEEN LISTED SEPARATELY. YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT OR GO TO THESE HOUSES IF YOU'RE IN SOME KIND OF SHIT.
I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY THIS, BUT NO ONE HAS TO OPEN THEIR FUCKING HOME TO YOU. DON'T BE A JACKASS AND CAUSE PROBLEMS WHILE YOU'RE THERE, AND DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEIR INEXPLICABLE GENEROSITY FOR STUPID REASONS. THE PERSON LISTED BELOW IS THE CONTACT WHO VOLUNTEERED TO TAKE YOUR USELESS ASSES IN, SO IF THEY AREN'T AROUND, THE LOCATION MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE OR SECURE.
IF THERE IS AN INACCURACY ON THIS LIST OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED OR REMOVED, CONTACT KARKAT VANTAS AT 1338 BENNY ROAD.
THIS LIST IS ACCURATE AS OF DECEMBER 8. IT WILL BE UPDATED IN JANUARY. IF IT IS JANUARY, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND GET THE NEW LIST.
RICARDO
502: POKEY MINCH
MITCHELL
1446: NEGI
1447: HOLLAND
WILLIAMS
1245: TAIWAN
1246: FIRO
GOLDBERG
846: LUCAS
847: BALIN WILBUR
KRAMDEN
1490: ILSA HIGA
1491: HAL JORDAN
BEULAH
945: FATE
BENNY
1332: MIKU
1333: LYRA AND LITHUANIA
1338, TARDIS: DOCTOR.
STONE
457: BARTON
458: DAKKI SIGAL
ANDERSON
727: WES JANSON
728: KOTOMI
729: HICCUP
PARTRIDGE
750: AUSTRALIA
BILKO
913: DIANA ETHELBERT
ALBRIGHT
1647: SAKUYA IZAYOI
MILLER
310: RIN TOHSAKA
311: ROSE LALONDE
STEVENS
2235: BANG SHISHIGAMI
TOPPER
630: DICK GRAYSON
BROOKS
7133: MORDECAI
OTHER
CHURCH: CIEL, CONTACT AT 1127 TAYLOR
DOCTORS AND HEALERS
THIS LIST IS FROM LUCAS AND I KNOW FUCK ALL ABOUT HEALING MAGIC OR PSYCHIC ABILITIES OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT, BUT THESE PEOPLE CAN PROBABLY HELP IF YOU GET HURT, SO CALL THEM.
BEAVER
1764: MINATO, HEALER, AILMENTS AND EMOTIONAL DISTRESS
1765: REDMAGE, HEALER
GOLDBERG
846: LUCAS, HEALER
847: VIRGINA MAXWELL, SOME KIND OF ARCANA BULLSHIT
KRAMDEN
1486: RORY WILLIAMS, NURSE
1487: CHAOS, HEALER
1490: ILSA HIGA, MEDICAL TRAINING AND FIRST AID
PARTRIDGE
747: MIAKIS, HEALER
BILKO
918: SARAH MUDOU, FIRST AID
MILLER
309: ALICE ELLIOT, HEALER
IMPORTANT NOTE: "DOC SCRATCH" IS NOT A FUCKING ACTUAL DOCTOR.
((I will be updating this about monthly, and saying that Karkat will send out another letter at that time. I may not post ICly every time this updates! If you want to be added or if you know someone has dropped who is on here, reply with an OOC comment and I'll change the information on there when it updates so this will stay current.
ICly, this is a typewritten notice, so I used Karkat's manner of typing in all caps and grey for it. If that bothers you, I at least have the first part of the list available here.
OOCly, how this will ideally work is during an event or plot, if you want to plot with someone, you can look a neighbor or someone up from the housing post and send a PM! If they are available, maybe you can arrange for your character to stay with theirs and make some new CR (:B ))