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crusthatecean

♋ PCG 9

Aug 18, 2011 15:50

[Action; 1338 Benny Road]

[Karkat took his turn with the milk on the first day, to bring Jade back from kill drone state. He's been dealing with the after effects of the nasty poison that was inside ever since ( Read more... )

don't drink the special milk

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miraculls August 18 2011, 23:15:08 UTC

[also watching the infomercial in fascination, although this is not in the least bit unusual for him whoa how do they get the food all liquidy pure motherfuckin magic]

crusthatecean August 18 2011, 23:21:44 UTC

[Slowly. Turns.

Looks at Gamzee.

And falls off the couch, throwing a pillow at him.]

Holy shit! Holy fucking shit, when did you get here?

miraculls August 19 2011, 00:07:58 UTC

[oh hello pillow to the face so nice of you to join us today]

Uhhh...fuck, I dunno. When?

crusthatecean August 19 2011, 00:26:26 UTC

What the fuck.

Did you sneak in here just to fuck with me? What the fuck?

miraculls August 19 2011, 00:59:24 UTC

Naaaw, bro, I wouldn't do that to you, I ain't some kind of laughsassin what all secretly snapping necks and shit. Just came down to make sure you were all up and okay, best friend.

crusthatecean August 19 2011, 01:06:32 UTC

Don't snap my neck, asshole!

[backing away...]

Holy shit, you've gone completely shithive! Cut it out!

miraculls August 19 2011, 01:11:42 UTC

Oh fuck, have I? Shit, I don't feel panscrubbed or nothing. Oh fuck, I don't wanna kill no motherfuckers, bro, you gotta stop me!

crusthatecean August 19 2011, 01:15:04 UTC

Oh god, now you're fucking taunting me? Oh man. Oh man...

[punching him in the face!]

miraculls August 19 2011, 01:23:57 UTC

[yelps and reels back, clutching his jaw]

Ow, that really motherfuckin' hurt, best friend. I think it worked though, I ain't feeling like I be shithive or wanting to get my subjugglation on.

crusthatecean August 19 2011, 01:30:15 UTC

Oh. Shit, sorry.

What the hell. I am a fucking asshole.

miraculls August 19 2011, 01:41:10 UTC

Naaaaw, it's cool. If I be going motherfuckin' shithive panfried, I want someone to all up and stop me from doing no harm. [a...hahahaha...]

crusthatecean August 19 2011, 01:45:20 UTC

[Just...staring at him...]

Oh god.

Do you what's really funny? I can't even do that right! I fuck that up, too, just like everything! That should have been the easiest part! I'm the biggest and most miserable failure in this and every single universe that has ever been created.

Isn't that really fucking funny?

miraculls August 19 2011, 01:51:38 UTC

Uhh...naw, bro, that don't sound real funny to me. I don't think I get it, sooooooorry.

crusthatecean August 19 2011, 01:55:34 UTC

Yeah, you're right.

I guess it wasn't that funny.

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