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[crushyourdream]

Mr. Flirt, if you're quite done assuring your little boyfriend of your fidelity, my claws are all sharpened.

I'm behind the church.

Don't disappoint me. I'd hate to have gotten my hopes up for nothing.

Comments

[theamericanpig]

Why don't you pick on someone your own size? Or at least someone that normal people don't need to help reestablish some sort of civility in this town.

[crushyourdream]

Pick on? You make me sound like some bully...

He wants this fight, and I'm willing to give it to him.

[theamericanpig]

You don't need my help in that regard.

Zack doesn't know what he wants, and I think you know he doesn't. Why are you picking fights anyway? It's a good way to turn the whole town against you.

[crushyourdream]

You think I care about the whole town? You're all just going to start killing each other anyways.

[theamericanpig]

Could you tone down the hope a little, please? It's hurting my eyes.

Come to think about, so far you're the only person who hasn't gotten along with every person here.

[crushyourdream]

Getting along with people? That's a laugh.

[theamericanpig]

Almost as much as you picking on other people to make yourself feel better.

[crushyourdream]

Feel better? Ha! Listen to you... really.

[theamericanpig]

Sure. Because you haven't thought of one good comeback yet. Not able to deny what's true, perhaps?

[crushyourdream]

I don't feel at all, that's why I'm laughing.

[theamericanpig]

That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. If you can't feel, how can you be amused enough to laugh?

[crushyourdream]

Well, acting entirely emotionless would just get dull.

[theamericanpig]

So in order to validate your own existance, you chose the path of causing others pain rather than helping them out.

You must be a hit with kids.

[crushyourdream]

I'm available for parties, too.

[theamericanpig]

Just leave Zack alone.

[crushyourdream]

If you can convince him to stop, and get me someone else to play with, sure.