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[crushyourdream]

You all couldn't just have the decency to die quickly, you have to make it a long and boring process.

Listening to your suffering was fun for a while, but now it's just dull.

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[teaandlightning]

Why hello, Azula! How lovely it is to hear a familiar voice again.

[crushyourdream]

Azula?
Your brains are scattered, old man, I'm Larxene.

[teaandlightning]

Are you really? My greatest apologies - for a moment there, I thought you were my niece! You reminded me so much of her.

[crushyourdream]

Or maybe you're just going senile.

[teaandlightning]

Oh, well, perhaps. At my time in life, some things are inevitable.

. . . are you SURE you're not Azula? I think you would like her.

[crushyourdream]

Positive, old man.

[teaandlightning]

Oh.

Well, all the same. Such a pleasure to hear a familiar voice, particularly in a place as inhospitable as this.

What did you say your name was?

[crushyourdream]

Larxene, and it's the last time I'll say it.
I can't stand any more senile old men, can't you die off faster?

[teaandlightning]

I'm afraid I have proven quite difficult to kill. I could not have lived to be this old if I was not, after all.

[crushyourdream]

We'll see how long that lasts.

[teaandlightning]

One never knows.

After all, life is full of so many surprises. Though at my age, there is really only one great surprise left.

Yours, however, will be filled with many more, so I imagine.

[crushyourdream]

Do you just like the sound of your own voice, old man?

[teaandlightning]

Hmm? Well, I have been told by many reputable sources that it is quite pleasant, and I agree, if I must say so myself . . .