Josh the Pumpkin Seed

Oct 29, 2005 13:57



This is Josh the Pumpkin Seed. He is sad because he was accidentally left inside the pumpkin and didn't get cooked like all his friends (we haven't told him yet that he should really appreciate that).





This is Wilma the Pumpkin Seed. She got left behind, too.



Now Josh is happy, because he isn't so lonely.



Wilma celebrates by getting drunk.

Edit:
After I'd made and named Josh and Wilma, my brother found two more seeds left in the pumpkin. We suggested he name them Jake and Abby (for him and his girlfriend). He went to wash them off and one fell into the sink. His response: "Oh no, I think Abby just went down the drain! I still see her, but I think she's doomed!!" He turns on the garbage disposal. "Yep, definately doomed." I think perhaps the kid has issues with girls.
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